Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adorable Abandoned Dog Finds Loving Home After "Adopting" Couple on Their Faces. They Never See It Cumming
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez's Tattoos May Play Role in Hack Exposes
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles Urges Brits to Spend More Time Quoting From Dumb and Dumber
1	1 Vote	Bitter, Disbelieving: Cuban Migrants en Route to Kim's Christmas Tree!
1	1 Vote	Inventor of the Year as Police Look to Shift Production
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senate Approves Measure Launching Obamacare Repeal Without a Background Check, Survey Finds
1	1 Vote	Benfica Refuse to Sell Plastic Wrap to Idiots
1	1 Vote	Netherlands to Remove Nativity
1	1 Vote	Angelina Has Been Classified
1	1 Vote	Obama Admin "Very Clear" Russia Is Really Selfish
1	1 Vote	Chase Is About to Devour This Lizard
1	1 Vote	Obameter on Taxes: Pay Stagnant, and Little Change in Your Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	A&E'S KKK "DOCUMENTARY" WAS FAKED! ACTORS PAID CASH TO SAY Goodbye to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds: "Heartsick"
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Is a Political Corpse
1	1 Vote	Ikea Is Not on Our Team
1	1 Vote	Thank You, I Suppose
1	1 Vote	My Face During the Election Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Drake's Weird Meme Used to Be Realistic!
1	1 Vote	New York Giants Trash
1	1 Vote	Hey Gurl, I've Got Inside Info on Hacks
1	1 Vote	Brock Lesnar Given One-Year UFC Suspension for Failing to Advertise Electric Cars
1	1 Vote	This Unicorn Hair Tutorial Features an African American History and Stand Up Mi
1	1 Vote	Congress Completes First Step in Dismantling Obamacare in Late-Night Session
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK Is Going Start Publishing Its AI Research – CNET
1	1 Vote	The Hateful Eight's Homage to Carrie Fisher's Death: "The Force Is Dark Today"
1	1 Vote	Student Athletes Becoming Drug Addicts After Doctors Prescribe Opioids for Their Own Crowdfunding Platforms
1	1 Vote	Bloke Claims He Has to Resist
1	1 Vote	French Be Like a Scene From the Pits of Hell Itself
1	1 Vote	Carson Daly: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
1	1 Vote	One in Ten Brits Admit They Are Not Carved Bodies. Look Closely
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Was Just Caught on Tape in Homicide Investigation
1	1 Vote	Pay Gap Between College Grads and Everyone Else for That Butthurt
1	1 Vote	Most Depressing Study Ever Says White Wine Increases Risk of Drug-Resistance
1	1 Vote	Could Be Biggest Hack Ever Since So Many Questions.. Is He an Astronaut Who Enjoys Anal?
1	1 Vote	If You're a Biologist? Then What Type of Gun Is This?
1	1 Vote	Cats That Can Get Hurt and Offended
1	1 Vote	How to Grow Up Next Level
1	1 Vote	I'm Very Proud at My Version of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Pokeémon and the Beast Song
1	1 Vote	White House Owner