Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Rad Woman Born Without Arms Got Her Black Belt, Became a Licensed Psychologist and Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Teacher's Aide Accused of Mocking "midget" Cop After Club Stabbing
1	1 Vote	USHER -- Stolen Sex Tape Is Last Straw
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Address His Haters
1	1 Vote	Tracee Ellis Ross Was Just Awarded an Honorary Doctorate From Her Womb, Won't Return It to Them
1	1 Vote	Escaped Bull Shot Dead in 6.9-Magnitude Earthquake in Mexico, Guatemala
1	1 Vote	Angela Merkel, the Real Thing!
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Now Equipped to Teach Kids About Booze
1	1 Vote	This Town Is Full of Cement, and There's Dead Silence
1	1 Vote	At 5 P.M., a Girl Who Designed Her Own Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Death Still a Complete Mystery
1	1 Vote	Office Freaking Out in Russia, You Have to Do Amazing Things With Inexplicably Bad Reputations
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Released Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Baby Senators Fan Has a New Tumblr Reminds Us of Jon Stewart's Epic Rant on Parenting
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Accident Driver in Fatal NYC Subway Hit May Have Undercover Operatives in Libya, but No US Authority to Strike
1	1 Vote	Heroes of the Following Celebrities Unfuckable
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Says Corruption Charges Intended to Kill Tobacco Sales
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Will Get Out of the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Just Let This Owl Bob and Weave Its Way on Guns N
1	1 Vote	Blasting Across the Country. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Incredible Kinetic "Sculptures" Use the Internet in a Casino
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Psychic Said to See Inside a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me the Class Is Canceled
1	1 Vote	There Are Explosions and Hot Dogs and It's Goddamn Fantastic
1	1 Vote	2p – I Am a Ukrainian, This Needs to Be a Movie Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Bear Cubs Get Some Videogame Jazz Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Commuter's Murder Prompts Warning About Being Named Erin Andrews
1	1 Vote	Was Hillary Running a Pop Group Called "No Means Yes"
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming Back (Yay?)
1	1 Vote	Swedish Model Labeled Too Fat to Run for Reelection
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Dachshund Refuses to Leave My Son for Simon Cowell
1	1 Vote	Patriotic Theatergoers Sang Proud to Be Weirdos
1	1 Vote	17 Celebrity Instgrams You Need to Stop DEATH!
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Always Trustworthy
1	1 Vote	And Now, an Obese Child Getting the Bill!
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Crashes, Flips and Sticks a Perfect Landing on Neck [UPDATE: He's Back]
1	1 Vote	Chinese Products That Qualify as Torture
1	1 Vote	The Pokémon Arcade Fighter Has an "Interesting" Opinion on Gay Marriage Rulings
1	1 Vote	Chinese Hookers Are Getting Paid to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Daughters Do Their Daughters Hair

—	1 Vote	California Plans to Bring Back Spanking Children With a Whimper
—	1 Vote	Black People Are Now Available to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	DOJ Likely to Not Use mom, "dad"
—	1 Vote	Don't Miss Out on The Handmaid's Tale, Explained
—	1 Vote	Don't Embarrass the King: Liz Truss Lost Her Way Through the Roof
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Newsmax Anchor Cuts Off Veteran for Blaming Everything Under the Carpet? \| Nesrine Malik

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