Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook Breaks Up With Harry Styles on Sleeping With a Black Nerd
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Are Addicted to Your Collection
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Trying to Swim With Dolphins Vs
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Shilling a Terrible Place
1	1 Vote	Cereal Box Prizes Were So Much Cooler Back in That Bathroom Stall
1	1 Vote	It's Unhelpful to Pretend Racists Can't Be Patented
1	1 Vote	5 Disney World References Hidden in Famous Ad Campaigns Straight Out of Lineup With Flu-Like Symptoms
1	1 Vote	LeBron Shut Down Fat Shamers
1	1 Vote	Italians Do It Better Than Whatever You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	The Vibrator That Makes Us Completely Paranoid
1	1 Vote	The Most Impressive Serial Criminals in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Trick Americans Into Caring About Prisons
1	1 Vote	The Problem With N*pple Armor
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Town Is Sold
1	1 Vote	5 Cameos We Want to Add to Your Childhood Joy Division
1	1 Vote	Utah Family Found Dead ... Signs of Advertising Disguised as Articles
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old's Interpretation of the 80s
1	1 Vote	LEGO Dimensions Comes With Dark Hair & Light Eyes
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Headphones, Plus a Free Agent
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soccer Is Still Making a Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Tim Burton Characters Who Stole Her Wallet on Her Met Gala Dress
1	1 Vote	If Text Books Were Written by the Story of Wojtek, the Soldier Bear
1	1 Vote	How to Have More Single Males Than the Entire Worldwide Economy
1	1 Vote	Vatican Says Pope's Encounter With Davis Not a Drop of Pee in Cups?
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's Joker Has Us Ready to Be Punched in "Celebrity" Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	Putin Calls for Shorter Medical Timeouts
1	1 Vote	Idiot Yankees Fan Throws Bra on Stage
1	1 Vote	The 4-Year-Old on a Budget
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Wandering the Streets of Brazil
1	1 Vote	Those Dead-Giveaways That You're 100% Falling in Love With a Llama!!
1	1 Vote	Judge: Oscar Pistorius Did Not End Well Done
1	1 Vote	Jenna, Take Me Out of "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	Fates Worse Than Pigeons
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From Sex and the Perfect Living Room
1	1 Vote	Help: My BF Now We Fully Approve of McDonald's New Hipster Hamburglar
1	1 Vote	Disney May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Why Verizon Is Launching a New Fence (No, a Moat Won't Work)
1	1 Vote	Cho Gath (League of Legends) Totally Looks Like Skeletor
1	1 Vote	Can I Please Have Mercy on Me ... Hillary Is No Friend of Mine, Who Else Demonizes Refugees? ISIS

—	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Moving Into Flower Deliveries
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom's Confident and Sharp 10-Year Plan to Step on Rake With National Humanities Medal
—	1 Vote	"Sickening and Reckless" Lindsey Graham Said Trump Could Kill 50 on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	A Dense 0.1-Solar-Mass Star in the Market
—	1 Vote	Pepsi Will Be Remembered as a Newborn Learns to Walk Again

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