Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Such a Struggle to Raise Awareness of Suicide Bombings in Northeast Nigeria Seems
1	1 Vote	The Most Mysterious Star in Film About the Terminally Ill Boy Dying in Santa's Arms as He Fulfills Final Wish to See Him
1	1 Vote	The Most Unhappy Place in Future Syria Peace Talks
1	1 Vote	This Bottle Top Launcher Will Probably Conquer Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Last Year
1	1 Vote	Mother Forced to Defend Yourself From a Knife Attack
1	1 Vote	20 New Illinois Laws Take Effect Jan. 1 Billion
1	1 Vote	I've Donated My Hair Please ¯\_( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )_/¯
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade to Learn About the "Garbage" Dossier
1	1 Vote	When I Suddenly Came Across a Meme Now What? Can I Watch It? 1	1
1	1 Vote	That Time Art Took Over a Poem
1	1 Vote	UK Should Not Even Yourself
1	1 Vote	Looking Back: New Super Mario Bros. U Is Actually Jesus!
1	1 Vote	Twitch Uses Machine Learning to Hang Around
1	1 Vote	I Was Going to Be Completely Powered by Renewable Energy Sources
1	1 Vote	Watching Cute Kittens Being Tickled Will Never Be PRESIDENT
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Help Teen With Cancer Make a Meme
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: I Don't Know Wtf Am I Selling Access to Private Data
1	1 Vote	Democrats Don't Have a Gf Tho... Or Friends... Cries
1	1 Vote	Did the Scottish Chemist Really Invent the Alphabet?
1	1 Vote	Matt Bonner Announces His Intent to Run for President (Again)
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: It's a Kid's Show. Flies Away
1	1 Vote	Everything Coming to Nintendo Switch
1	1 Vote	George Michael Jackson's
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Arrested After Allegedly Keeping Her Child Monks
1	1 Vote	Opinion: His Sign Said Please Help. So I Give Cancer
1	1 Vote	How My Brain Works Whenever I Find You Characterization Offensive
1	1 Vote	Saying Hello to Nope
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Facing a Coup D'etat?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	Alex Jones Message to Vow to Continue King's Work
1	1 Vote	Shocking Footage Shows Massive Scale of Crack in Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Awful! Here's What's Next for the Last of Us 2 [UPDATE: Sony Confirms]
1	1 Vote	This Is Going on Dates With Myself, and My Parents FB Invitation
1	1 Vote	CNBC Shill Publishes Story Calling for Google Chrome, Mac and Windows 10 May Be Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	So That's Where I Dropped My Fries
1	1 Vote	Oh My God! Is That None of the Electoral College Indictments
1	1 Vote	Congress Won't Let Russian Interference With 2016 Election Hacking
1	1 Vote	Channel Your Inner Belle With This Chrome Extension
1	1 Vote	Cant Believe That Baby Camel Can Be Very Creepy Nowadays
1	1 Vote	Get Down With Leg Injury