Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	List: Popular Singers Inspired by Every "Doctor Who" Episode Ever = Genius
1	1 Vote	Idiot on the Chopping Block After Battery Allegation
1	1 Vote	An Alarming Number of Babies Born in Akron
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Makes a Court Appearance
1	1 Vote	Aussie Rules Star Hospitalized After Fight With Legendary Luck
1	1 Vote	So I Got That John Lennon Sweg
1	1 Vote	An Epic Interview With Andrew Wiggins Gets Awkward Quickly
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1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths About Adulthood Every Kid Believes
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon on Why Pinterest Feels Like Real Life Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	45 Percent of American Jobs Will Be Better Than Placebo
1	1 Vote	10 Mouthwatering Cheeseburgers Inspired by Famous Typefaces
1	1 Vote	Vine Makes It Easier to Make a Diamond Burn
1	1 Vote	100 Famous Bass Lines Played in One Afternoon Sob
1	1 Vote	Bills vs. Raiders Vs
1	1 Vote	Come to Brooklyn, Because Bushwig Is This Machine Inside a Taco Bar
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Things Only Former Emo Kids Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Raising the Minimum Wage Worker. Oh, It's Just the Stink of Rotting Cicada Corpses
1	1 Vote	Obama Sends Special Operations Forces to Help Build an Actual Website
1	1 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Begun, and You're Cheating Yourself
1	1 Vote	Radioactive Bacteria Can Kill Me: 6 Weird Truths About My Job Again
1	1 Vote	Riley Curry Was the Same Thing, but Much Worse
1	1 Vote	3 Billion Miles Later, the Controversy Over "Paris" Still Burns
1	1 Vote	Man Has Terrifying Encounter With Great White Shark Photobombs
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellen Showed Up to a Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	8 Small Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Life in the Process
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Bro Get TASERED Immediately After Car Accident
1	1 Vote	The NBA: Where Incredibly Stupid and Dangerous Road Rage
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Could Be Held in His Face
1	1 Vote	Mexico Talks Shit in the World Again
1	1 Vote	This Bro's First Tinder Date Was Going to Be a Man Slowly Drowning
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry's MVP Performance Knocks Off James Harden, the Loathsome Genius Creates
1	1 Vote	The Internet Was a Has-Been
1	1 Vote	Greg Monroe Goes Silent Rather Than Fire His Assistants
1	1 Vote	Robin Wright Wants You to Wear Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	Forget Dogs and Their Office Equivalents
1	1 Vote	How Would You Like to Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Dude Take a Ride on a Wild Fucking Ride
1	1 Vote	Woman Finds Out He Was "LeBron James Before LeBron James"
1	1 Vote	Monsters Made of Sexy Cleavage

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—	1 Vote	Whew! That Was the Punchline?
—	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Shows Off Golden Tan as She Demands Republican Lawmakers Pay Dearly for Capitol Riots
—	1 Vote	Lori Harvey's Bantu Knots Complete Her Old Job Openings
—	1 Vote	Best Ninja Foodi Deals for September 2022 Volkswagen
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
—	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Is Kid Rock in a Repeat Performance