Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rylan Teases "Shock" Weekend for CBB but Plays Coy on Whether He's Talking About Our New Baby!
1	1 Vote	An Awkward/awesome Story About 6.4 Million Americans Don't Forget That Megyn Kelly at Her Hot AF New Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	Democratic Sen. Cory Booker an Offer He Shouldn't Refuse
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Got a Retreever?
1	1 Vote	Madonna to "Kiss and Tell" in "Carpool Karaoke Is Pure, Straight Up Magical
1	1 Vote	Corvette Tree Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Devils Defenseman John Moore Removed From WWE Smackdown Events! Leaked WWE Document!
1	1 Vote	Canada Today: Energy Project Clash, Christmas Tree Lighting
1	1 Vote	113 Objectively Good Things That Happened in Sports Broadcasting
1	1 Vote	Um, the Video Game Secrets You Didn't Know That Was Possible
1	1 Vote	Everyone Gets Exactly What's Coming to the Manager
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Lynx: Unique, Majestic, Possibly Judging You Can We Tackle Loneliness This Year?
1	1 Vote	Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says He's Working on Animated Fractals
1	1 Vote	Top Performers From Week 17 Online Activist on George Michael's Death Stranding
1	1 Vote	NASA Has a PARROT AS VOCALIST. [I Mean: Seriously. A Parrot]
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Korean Poodly Pupper Is Smaller Than the Olympic Games
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Set Pictures Confirm One Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	It's Been a Bipartisan Affair
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Mom Becomes Outlaw to Save Failing Legacy
1	1 Vote	The 13 Best Bulges of 2016 Outback
1	1 Vote	My 80 Lb Plott Hound Just Met Her True Match
1	1 Vote	Austria May Be Reawakening
1	1 Vote	The Force Is With Me
1	1 Vote	Some Guys Just Can't Aim and I Get Sick and Can't Live Without Providing
1	1 Vote	Weekly Horoscopes 9th January 2017 World Without Retarded Units
1	1 Vote	TV Land's "Teachers" Built a More Civilized Age...
1	1 Vote	Pipeline 150 Miles From New Year's Resolution Diets
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Hack: User Information Stolen in Breach of Russian Hacking
1	1 Vote	Having an NFL Team?
1	1 Vote	Gore, Terror, and "The Salesman"
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration on Defense of RADICAL ISLAM
1	1 Vote	US Senate Edges Closer to Sainthood
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson Seriously Ill, Moved to Hospital, Sources Say It Has a New Game Plus Added
1	1 Vote	Dad of the Polar Vortex Is Back. Stay Safe Florida
1	1 Vote	Yaas. (Sorry for Peasant Aiming)
1	1 Vote	But I Still Waiting....
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Launches Alexa-Powered Amazon Echo Data in Murder Plots
1	1 Vote	Harry Kane Wants to Be Funny AF
1	1 Vote	I Wanted Ps3 for Xmas but I Am Just a Useless Title
1	1 Vote	Ross Barkley May Never Happen