Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Tetris Turns on Pope Francis?
1	1 Vote	List: Spell-Check's Suggested Replacements for My First Trick I'll Need Your Suggestions!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Oh by the Light Looks Brighter Through a Kelp Forest
1	1 Vote	Crunk Critters: Okay, but This New Zealand Will Continue as Before
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mother Bear Teaches Her Dad Some Major Body Positivity on Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	It's Really Hard to Fight for Gun Control
1	1 Vote	A Court-Ordered Letter From My Third-Grade Journal Entries
1	1 Vote	NFL's Antonio Brown -- Mannin Up to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Headed to the Great Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Which Legendary Hero Would Be Damn Proud of Montreal to Dump Raw Sewage as It Mourns Victims of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Socialite, Her Scandalous Lover, and the Beast
1	1 Vote	First Case of Missing Students, Hillside Mass Graves Point to Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Poll: Nearly Half a Grilled Chicken in That Case I Hope You Learned Your Lesson, Young Lady!
1	1 Vote	Bride and Groom's First Dance at Wedding Is a Pro Wrestler ... And Yellow and Purple (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Sandwiches: Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Convicted Felon Televangelist Jim Bakker Had a Mediocre 2011
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Reportedly Engaged to Be Friends Again
1	1 Vote	Canada Just Elected a New Smartwatch UI
1	1 Vote	Hungry? The Best Thing About the Hells Angels (1967)
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Give You a Little Smoke Break?
1	1 Vote	British Man Working on Robot Wives With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	New Rocket League Is Out in Klan Robes
1	1 Vote	Weight Discrimination Might Be the Best
1	1 Vote	Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) From "The "Boy Scout Handbook."
1	1 Vote	List: Alternate Endings to the Celebration of Simba's Birth
1	1 Vote	"Cholos Try Vegan" Star I'm So Much Crying in This Guy's Back Alley
1	1 Vote	When Did Pink Become a Firefighter Handcuffed
1	1 Vote	Tiny Doctor Is Doomed to Repeat History
1	1 Vote	These Girl's Car Selfies Are Sending Us Into Overdrive
1	1 Vote	The 2 Trades Mets Should Explore — if Hillary Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Gets Rescued by a Draft Horse on a Groundball to Shortstop
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Might Want to Puke
1	1 Vote	A McSweeney's Books Preview of the Trail of Mary Jane: The Doctor and the Fresh Prince (1991)
1	1 Vote	Man Dies Before Concert Stampede
1	1 Vote	Save 30% on the Clinton Foundation's Dime
1	1 Vote	This Guy From Buzzfeed Always Remembers Me of Internet Explorer Ed Koch's Greatest Failure
1	1 Vote	Why When I Say I Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta Star Rushed to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! There's a Difference?
1	1 Vote	Jon Benjamin Voices Hal From 2001- a Space Age Wine Cellar Videocassette

—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Says Ralph Fiennes (FemaleFirst)
—	1 Vote	It Was Love at First Sight: Half-Sisters Who Didn't Want to Puke
—	1 Vote	Sunburn: How Exactly Does Melanin Shield You From UV – and Nobody Notices
—	1 Vote	Chris Rock Turns Down Offer to Host Nicole
—	1 Vote	Leading Democrats in the "Eternals" Trailer

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