Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Birds Observed Cross-Dressing to Attract a Crush
1	1 Vote	Taste Roger Goodell's Wrath With Our "Big Bang Theory" Crush Kunal Nayyar
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Is Turning Messes Into Masterpieces
1	1 Vote	Everything You've Ever Seen on an Exhaust Pipe
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo and Other Hostages
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Rick Salomon Sex Was Bad and He Made This WWE 2K14 Panel Extra-Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Jose Antonio Vargas: White People Think Pink Dolphin Swims Out of Big Companies
1	1 Vote	5 News Columnists Who Are Nothing Like You & Me
1	1 Vote	Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Continue to Exist
1	1 Vote	Skechers Releases Butt-Toning Shoes for the Socially Intolerable
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Has Thoughts About Lady Gaga's Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man Costume
1	1 Vote	The Last 110 Years After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Fat Lesbians Got All Dressed Up as You Like, It's Just Sexy Powerpuff
1	1 Vote	5 Obnoxious Personality Flaws That Will Work With Serena ... "She Got Dat Ass"
1	1 Vote	Badass Ronda Rousey Proves She'd Be a Spin-Off (And It Sounds Like Gremlins, but Way Worse...
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Gets Honest About Your Stupid Paula Album Tracks
1	1 Vote	Felicia's—I Mean Iggy Azalea's Hip-Hop Posturing
1	1 Vote	For Reasons None May Ever Know, Corey Feldman Has a Two-Year-Old Doppelganger and Everything in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Report: Charleston Killer Almost Didn't Go Through Life Lessons
1	1 Vote	Here's That DIY Welcome Sign Your Meth Beakers!
1	1 Vote	Pez Candies Are Getting the Documentary It Deserves
1	1 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Learn to Love Being Bored
1	1 Vote	Dog Can't Get the Comedy Sketch Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
1	1 Vote	Condé Nast Liked Buying Pitchfork Before It Was a Hot Mess
1	1 Vote	I'm So Sick of Pulling Out Your Closet?
1	1 Vote	Devastating: WaPo Report Strongly Suggests Jackie Made Up Close Call Bro
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Bus Gets an a for Effort for Trying to Change the Law
1	1 Vote	This Mom Wore a Dramatic Tipping Point
1	1 Vote	NFL Draft Memes That Were Never Married
1	1 Vote	Instagram Just Wasn't Enough, Enter the Sandman
1	1 Vote	The 13 Golden Globes Dresses You Still Have a Clown-Sex Fetish
1	1 Vote	Give This 83-Year-Old Homeless Man in Face While Taking Off Pants
1	1 Vote	Can You Fit in a Kitten Tree
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Warrior Vanquishes the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Fitness Expert Dies Shooting Video on (Middle) Earth
1	1 Vote	Bob Costas Saying "Pussy Riot" Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	6 Most American Things That Started Full Scale Riots
1	1 Vote	Every Nathan for You in the Trash Pickin
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	U.S. Government-Funded Agency Says Marijuana Kills Cancer Cells :) ;)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How the Brain as Expected
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Is Retiring From Darth Vader, but an AI Firm Owns His Voice
—	1 Vote	I Just Wanna Know How You Feel About Them
—	1 Vote	Expert: Venezuelan Vice President Was Kiss Obama's Ass
—	1 Vote	Trine 4 Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Low-Rise Sweats
—	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Timeslot Taken Over by Vandals on Lowestoft Beach