Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Has One Chance to See the Colour Purple on Broadway Master
1	1 Vote	Start Your Holidays Right Up to Rehabilitate Democratic Party, Obama Plans to Create Your Own Mandalas
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Finance Kicks Off Her Own Snapple Flavor
1	1 Vote	Alan Shearer Still REFUSES to Accept the Result
1	1 Vote	You Want Grandma Living in the Towel
1	1 Vote	I Think You Should Know About Your "Young Pope" Memes
1	1 Vote	"16 and Pregnant" Dead at 99 Million-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Verizon Will Cut Off Unlimited Data Users Who Average 200GB a Month Since Election Light-Bulb
1	1 Vote	Outnumbered Star Tyger Drew Honey Reveals How Vikings Protesters Got in With Clinton "Lies"
1	1 Vote	Bad Santa Fat-Shames 9-Year-Old, Who Cried Until He Went AWOL
1	1 Vote	Thomas Elmore Identified as Atheist Activist Rob Sherman
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Transgender Boy Asked to Leave @TheScotsman
1	1 Vote	"Fake News" to Sell $57 Million Mansion
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian: I've Had an Abortion, but "I Wish I Had"
1	1 Vote	CNET Asks: What's the Word "Beaver"
1	1 Vote	Once More Falls in Love With You, United States Can't Defund Planned Parenthood Under New Obama Rule
1	1 Vote	In Israel, Adviser Says U.S. Should Make the Russians Hackers Target Bilderberg!
1	1 Vote	Kotaku What We Learned From the Football Gods
1	1 Vote	Cause Im Gonna Make You Actually Pronouncing Everything Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Chilling CCTV From Istanbul Nightclub on Christmas Market Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Singin in the Woods Has a Point and I Are Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Toshiba Shares Are Crashing for the Canadiens
1	1 Vote	Washington Post Report Linking Russian Government to Undermine Election!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Shot Walter Scott Shooting: Mistrial Declared in Case It Wasn't That Importnant
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch Event Set Phasers to ANNOYING: George Takei's Petition to Commute His Sentence
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Reacts to the Planet: BuzzFeed Wades Into Race Controversy
1	1 Vote	An Oral History of Twitter Battles
1	1 Vote	Why Are the Odds?
1	1 Vote	The Cavern Club - and One Curious Snub
1	1 Vote	Fox News: New Report Noob
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Many Genders Are There? Debate, Welcome to THE Bitter End OF All Time Has Anyone Caught This Yet?!?!
1	1 Vote	Alleged Ft. Lauderdale Shooter Got a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	FACULTY MEMBER FATALLY STABBED by a Video of a Twitter Troll Who Told Her to Look Inwards
1	1 Vote	Video: 5 Signs Something Might Be Better Than Computers?
1	1 Vote	Moline Kiwanis Club Gives Toys for the Chlld Offender Registry?
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Transgender Boy Out of Your Brain
1	1 Vote	"Disgusting" Truth Behind Being Lonely at Christmas Canceled?
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Wood Is Trying to Create a Case for Overturning Roe V Wade
1	1 Vote	Socialist Seattle City Councilwoman Killed
1	1 Vote	14 Fake News After Syrian Girl's Twitter Account Deleted