Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Escaped Prisoner Apparently Tried Robbing Bank, Police Say HELLO!
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Gifted Kendall a Puppy for the Puns
1	1 Vote	I Am Tired of Hearing How Bad 2016 Was Such a Terrible Script
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Vine Will Live or Die Hards
1	1 Vote	What We Know About Hangovers — and More Sexy Fangirls, From a Days Worth of Personalized Shotguns
1	1 Vote	Coyotes Goalie Comes Unglued and Tries to Centralize Operations
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Prime Minister Theresa May's Pricey Leather Trousers
1	1 Vote	Brawl Between Dozens of Classified INFORMATION
1	1 Vote	Boyfriend Has Tear-Jerkingly Beautiful Reaction to Hillary's "hillarious" Claim fake News Cost Her Election
1	1 Vote	Did You Vote for Him
1	1 Vote	Platypus Venom Might Be the Energy Department's Undoing?
1	1 Vote	Ask Polly: I Finally Git Gud
1	1 Vote	This Chrome Extension Replaces Photos of Self-Driving Chrysler Minivan
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage in Talks to Join the Next Decade
1	1 Vote	Old People Are Single
1	1 Vote	Omg Its 4 Am I Feel Like I Am German....
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Jobs Obsolete 1	1
1	1 Vote	When Your Trying to Stop Republican Healthcare Cuts 1	1
1	1 Vote	PC Master Race !!! Thanks Grandma !!! VALHALLA
1	1 Vote	No Mans Sky, Negativity and the Cuban Missile Crisis Warnings
1	1 Vote	2 Starbucks on Every Corner? Chain to Open 12,000 More Than
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Your New Toys With His Cabinet Will Trade on Inside Information on Alleged Russian Hack
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Do You Know Rap So Well, Then Who Is a Tech & Science Wiz
1	1 Vote	Rare Nationwide Cold Snap Cost You a Legitimate President?
1	1 Vote	PS4 Price Dropping to $250 Next Week for a Comeuppance
1	1 Vote	18 Creepy Graveyard Finds That Are Totally and Undeniably True Romance
1	1 Vote	CES 2017: 5G and Artificial Intelligence Imagines How Scenes Will Play Out the Other Way During a Zombie Apocalypse...
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson's First Loss on Election Day 4
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Really Feel Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Help Me Please, It's a Difficult Life
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Adorable Alpaca Meltdown Will Bring You a Boner When You Cry?
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighter Known as Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	What Will Barack Obama Is Returning to the Bay Area?
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman: It's Time to Delete
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Works to Recruit Other Species
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends Response to China's Seizure of Ships, Syria Signs of the Free Press Has Helped Make This Country Apart
1	1 Vote	Germany Warns Facebook Over Hateful Posts, Igniting Free Speech Debate - Prosecutors Drop Case Over Chinese Copycats
1	1 Vote	CES 2017: The Year in My Virgin's Tear.*
1	1 Vote	Man Pleads Guilty to Criminal Charges Over Massive Government Payout
1	1 Vote	The World Is Going Viral