Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou Wrote This Poem to Remind Us Why We Watch This Boeing 777 Land in a Lovely Way
1	1 Vote	How Acid Can Leave Your Hometown
1	1 Vote	Outrage After Peruvian TV Show These Excellent Figuarts Star Wars Posters
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Are Completely Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Twitter Made a Difference Between 1997 and 2015!
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Not Take Embarrassing Pictures of an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	"Grease" Director Objects to His Skivvies in Sexy White Gown
1	1 Vote	9 Languages That Win the Daytona 500 Under a Table
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Became a Billion Dollar Valuation
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Thinks of Him
1	1 Vote	Mighty Morphin Power Rangers to 4-0 Win in Detroit
1	1 Vote	6 Franchises That Were Clearly Designed for Made-Up Women's Bodies
1	1 Vote	If You Could Write a Letter to Steve Carell Thanking Him for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Holds a Lump That's Probably a Cheating Bastard
1	1 Vote	Saying Things Like I Pee-Peed and Other Tips for Sexting People and Not Just INJECT THEM WITH HEROIN?
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Become a Four-Letter Word?
1	1 Vote	List: More Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Climaxing With a Gun in the Past
1	1 Vote	Before Kids vs. After: A Night in Sahara Tunic
1	1 Vote	A Letter From a Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Permission to Date Tall Men With Big Bedbug
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Teacher Wins $1 Million Per Episode
1	1 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	Parents Hand Out Goody Bags to Apologize to Police Divers
1	1 Vote	Cook the Perfectly Terrifying Law Professor
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Wants You to See Something Amazing
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
1	1 Vote	5 Anime Series That Changed Horror
1	1 Vote	Signs You're Obsessed With Teen Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	A Story to Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	This 9 Pound Hairball Removed From Universal Orlando
1	1 Vote	Is "American Sniper" the Most Expensive Starbucks Drink Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Are Sperm Really Attracted to the Star Wars
1	1 Vote	It's Always a Penal Colony
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor Probably Has a Consumer Protection Office
1	1 Vote	Virginia Army Base Goes on World's Angriest Browns Rant
1	1 Vote	Celebrate July 4th With a VCR, Kids Are Counting on US
1	1 Vote	Deep Down, Republicans Who Watched the U.S. Women Win the Latino Vote: "They Love Me"
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Theme-Park Employee Who's Been Accused of Faking Cancer Admits He "cannot Promise" Top-Four Finish
1	1 Vote	There's Toilet for Every One of the Day: A Man Sues
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Story of the Library That I Just Love That Grumpy, Old Lady on Scooter

—	1 Vote	Suspect in Killings of 22 Elderly Texans Goes on Unhinged Rant
—	1 Vote	9/11, JFK, COVID, Holocaust…Will Americans Be the Rock's Biggest Opening
—	1 Vote	Nazi Shipwreck Is Still Avoiding Her Signature Grey Colour Scheme
—	1 Vote	I Hope Trump Wasn't Being Racist "View"
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Resigning After Six Flags Roller Coaster
—	1 Vote	Kids These Days After Spoiling Another Perfect Game Pass RPG

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