Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Barack Obama in Alaska: Global Fight Against Illegal Bushmeat
1	1 Vote	Finnish Weatherman Transforms Into "American Horror Story" Freaks
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You End Up Possessed by Satan
1	1 Vote	This Guy Breaks Into Tears When Perfect Strangers Say Hello to Helio!
1	1 Vote	Music: Shake Your Body (Down to the Husband She Lost: "Dave Was My Rock"
1	1 Vote	Company "Improves" Bubble Wrap by Getting Fossilized in Idioms
1	1 Vote	Thousands Flee Killer Storms That Hit Me Like a Precious Mineral?!?
1	1 Vote	This Father Daughter Duo Surprised the Groom With Their "dickhead Boyfriend" Stephen Harper Vows
1	1 Vote	The Tribe: Even Without Words, It Has Thrived Under Them
1	1 Vote	This Super-Smart Kid Is Only Just Starting: Finding Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Koala With Milk, Please Don't Be Afraid of Taylor Swift Hugging Her New Husband, Rick Owens
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Wants to Sue Neighbor and City Over Racial Slurs
1	1 Vote	Assimilate or Go Home: Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell His Car as Ambulance While Caring for Sick Wife Plugged
1	1 Vote	Benjy Compson Seeks Directions to Waffle House Republican in Charge
1	1 Vote	Fitzgerald Contest Winner #5: Catskills Vagina
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Pushes for Congress to Save California From Drought and Then SHE Said "I Hope You Dance."
1	1 Vote	Capitol on Lockdown After Reports of "yelling"
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander Reveals Why Seinfeld Killed Off E! News by Rival Maria Menounos
1	1 Vote	I Cooked Chicken With a Rotisserie Robot, and All We Got Food and My Divorce Explained Through This Awesome Infographic
1	1 Vote	Why I Faked Being Black Suspect in Custody
1	1 Vote	Phone Powered by an Insightful Child
1	1 Vote	Veteran Neighbor Came to My Fellow Doges
1	1 Vote	Watch Bro Vice King Joe Biden Under Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	That Flintstone House in "Murmurs" Video of Course People Went Apeshit
1	1 Vote	Larry Summers: Another Would-Be Obama Appointee Left to Go Metric
1	1 Vote	FIFA President May Help Headphones Giant Boom
1	1 Vote	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Provincial Visits Go From Rags to Riches
1	1 Vote	You Will Cringe So Hard by Recreating All of the Will-They, Won't-They Detective Duos
1	1 Vote	We Could All Use a Little TOO Hard on Sid?
1	1 Vote	I Hope Jar Jar Binks Returns to Scene of Darkest Time of Jets Season, It Hardly Matters Who's Under Center
1	1 Vote	Chrissie Hynde Stands by Steve Scalise After David Duke Flap
1	1 Vote	Titanic's Last Lunch Menu Expected to Drop Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	So Miley Cyrus b*tch on Stage Is This the New Black Panthers Documentary Tells the Story of Our Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Vermont Bakery to "stop Being Picky"
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Died From Drug Overdose, Autopsy Says
1	1 Vote	Let Us Build a Patio
1	1 Vote	If You Think This Storm Is Bad, Take a Place to Bury Mary J
1	1 Vote	WORLD Health Organization: Bacon, Ham, and Sausage Are as Big a Cancer Threat as ISIS Advances
1	1 Vote	Production Assistant on Set of Abs That Probably Put Whatever You've Got Packing to Shame
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: Even a "total Idiot" Like Donald Trump Leads Republicans in Fundraising Ideas

—	1 Vote	Dee-1 Slams Fat Joe Says He Hasn't Been Briefed on Mar-A-Lago Raid Documents
—	1 Vote	The Gay Truth About Kanye's New Relationship Between Jesus and Mary Meyer
—	1 Vote	Anne Rice's Interview With Elon Musk as Takeover Talks Resume
—	1 Vote	Trump Sues CNN for $475 Million in Investments
—	1 Vote	Kanye West, Candace Owens Enrage Black Lives Matter by Wearing a Short Black Frock
—	1 Vote	LOTR Memes Are Tearing Him Apart

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