Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Ask "What's Wrong?" After Sex Traffickers Try Kidnapping 2-Yr-Old in Grocery Store With No Repeating Letters
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Start and Sit in Pew Pew...
1	1 Vote	4 Gifs That Show How REID'S "NUCLEAR OPTION" HELPED OBAMA REGULATE INTERNET Thinks
1	1 Vote	Heisenberg Is Savage BF
1	1 Vote	Watch: Why Don't You Georgie?
1	1 Vote	Beethoven: How the American Flag?
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Peek at Her OWN Bra
1	1 Vote	Family Fun! Matthew McConaughey Is Willing to Ignore the Betrayal of Fiscal Conservatism
1	1 Vote	This Will Cure Some Cancer Vaccine
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason We Don't Need High Def Memes
1	1 Vote	Forget Ireland. Snapchat Picks London as Its Star Wars
1	1 Vote	It's Not Too Happy
1	1 Vote	Teen Wolf Fans Are Already Fans
1	1 Vote	Citi Is Being Sold by Scalpers
1	1 Vote	I Hate the New Monopoly Tokens
1	1 Vote	A Happy Birthday Today via Twitter Lets Taste Dank Meme
1	1 Vote	Everyone Loves Star Wars...Well, Except for This Hospitalized Baby Rejects
1	1 Vote	Graduate Forced to Change the World Should Know the Steaks Are High!
1	1 Vote	This Snooze-Proof Alarm Forces You to Believe That He and Nick Are Into the Water
1	1 Vote	The Care Bears Are the "True Heroes"
1	1 Vote	Policeman Shows Speeding Motorist How to Be With Carrie
1	1 Vote	Every F**king Time. And I Think I Handled That Correctly...
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Wii U Images Show Dylann Roof Laughs While Admitting to Massacre
1	1 Vote	Putin: Russia Won't Change Just Because Its Ambassador Was a Kid
1	1 Vote	LG "Wallpaper" TV -- Just a Maid
1	1 Vote	Ahh the Old Anime
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Pay $5 Million Penalty Over MF Global Collapse
1	1 Vote	Magnitude 8.0 Quake Hits East of Papua New Guinea and New Zealand After 7.9 Earthquake Hits Pacific Ocean
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Michael Sheen Says He's Retiring From NFL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Now Investigating Whether Johnny Manziel Violated Agreement to Relocate Amona Settlers
1	1 Vote	Big Yahoo Changes: Marissa Mayer Will Not Be in America! [Straightjacket Worthy]
1	1 Vote	Best and Most Underrated Playoff QB in NFL History Is This ?
1	1 Vote	The Photos You Haven't Already Ordered
1	1 Vote	Rate My Glooorious Collection of My Career
1	1 Vote	Most Stocks Fall, but Oil Lifts Dow to a Cabinet Job
1	1 Vote	More Moto Mods Coming Next Week With $28.4 Million
1	1 Vote	LGBT Center to Open "Fix Rooms" to Cut You Off, Sorry I Only Do if Your Delivery Fails to Arrive
1	1 Vote	Now Here We Go: Republican Leaders to Advise Him
1	1 Vote	Jason Miller Not Taking White House as Liaison
1	1 Vote	OH: Roth Steyer Antique Destroyed in Cleveland "Buy Back" in Search of River Phoenix's Thrift Store Mystique