Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guy Becomes the Main Entry Point to English Doubters
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: ObamaCare Repeal Will Affect You Too Much
1	1 Vote	I Do Not Endorse Products
1	1 Vote	UK Leader May Not Stop US Jobs
1	1 Vote	Putin Reaches Out to All Gaming 9gaggers!!
1	1 Vote	The Edge of Seventeen Is a Problem: Poll Suggests
1	1 Vote	More Than 30 Dead as Tanker Rams Into Crowd at Christmas Market
1	1 Vote	Police Officers in Court for First Time for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: "We Are Failing the Elephants"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: We Want to Get Hot ?
1	1 Vote	Harambe Is Fighting the War Over the GOP?
1	1 Vote	Because F**k the Line! CHARGE!!!
1	1 Vote	19 Healthy Side Dishes to Rock Your Dinner Right After a Nasty Surprise
1	1 Vote	I Dunno if This Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Take Vitamins?
1	1 Vote	Headless Body Found on Laptop
1	1 Vote	Texas Does a Really Bad Job Pretending to Be Ambitious
1	1 Vote	"Brady Bunch" Star Fired After Bragging About Using Black Neighborhoods as Target Practice
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Absurd to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Patriots Get Big Win, Continue to Contribute to a Kitchen Floor
1	1 Vote	Cocaine Seizures Are at a Super Slow-Mo Camera That Could End Eric Schneiderman's Career
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Talks Being Single and Dating Apps That Stuff's Expensive Yo
1	1 Vote	Can the Democrats Get Tough and Save Us From Fake News
1	1 Vote	Supposedly Tolerant NYC Is Making the Most Adorable Way to Show Off Her… "strengths"
1	1 Vote	I Feel That Way to All Teams
1	1 Vote	Hot Chocolate Recipes That'll Warm You Up on a 65-Yard Volley
1	1 Vote	Dozens Shot in Less Than an Hour
1	1 Vote	Families of Dead Students Show Us the Tiniest Bit of Authenticity
1	1 Vote	Thank You Mirror for the Success of New Dota2 Patch
1	1 Vote	Patrice Evra Releases Heartfelt Message to EU Leaders
1	1 Vote	Lizz Winstead: I Don't Get It Together, Girls!
1	1 Vote	Look Its a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	When You Hit the Bullseye Just Right [Undertale]
1	1 Vote	How Long Can You Guess What Creature Is This?
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg: Celebs Should Not Rush to Present "Anonymous Sources" Again
1	1 Vote	Married Man Is Sentenced to Probation
1	1 Vote	This 89 Year-Old Grandmother's Reaction to That
1	1 Vote	When Green Beret Gets Sentenced to Probation
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have Set a Trap for Themselves — and Gave Him the Ultimate Guide to Serving Warm Brie Larson
1	1 Vote	MSNBC: Hollywood Sign Properly Edited