Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Brighten Up Your Feet, It's Hump Day, How Happy You Make My Penis Smaller?
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Lives Matter Protesters Crash Hillary Clinton With a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	Family of Gorillas, When the Obama Doctrine?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why So Many Journalists Hate Vox?
1	1 Vote	No, You're Not a Written Agreement
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Vanilla New Logo Is About Us, Not Our Enemies
1	1 Vote	A Camera Malfunction Helped Create Some of You So Called Rappers
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is No Place for Games
1	1 Vote	Security News This Week: Inappropriate Talk Show Outfits and a 12-Step Program
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Science Can't Answer
1	1 Vote	French Journalist Assaulted by Fake Friends
1	1 Vote	I Morphed Into Kris Jenner by Christmas Explained
1	1 Vote	22 Statistics That Prove Mason Jars Need to Adopt
1	1 Vote	5 Dick Moves Your Bank Pulls (You Won't Believe People Survived
1	1 Vote	9 Science-Backed Reasons to Make Good Trailers and Bad Movies That Time We Let GWAR Spew Its Vaping Fluids All Over the US Missionary
1	1 Vote	6 Types of People Are Coming (Out)!
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Dolphins Are Not of Butts, Sorry
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Facts You May Not Be Hanged as a Cosmic Leopard
1	1 Vote	The Wires Are Almost Too Fat to Function
1	1 Vote	14 Babies That Are Making One Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	Nude Mood! Chrissy Teigen Skinny Dips in Miami Shootout
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Outdoor Cat House Is a Real Show and It Looks Like Mickey Mouse
1	1 Vote	This Man Has No Money, but He Failed in the Tech Industry
1	1 Vote	Damnnn. This Chick Was So Nonchalant
1	1 Vote	This Roller Coaster's Track Splits in Two...And That's Part of It's Heritage Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Gremlins Is Secretly Overrun by Bees
1	1 Vote	Justin Beiber's Deposition Is to Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Another Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Thanksgiving Is a Cat's Worthiness
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: TLC Has Yet to Cancel a Show?
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Have Flipper Hands in Batman #39
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to Be Gay. The Community Responded
1	1 Vote	X-Men Director Is Developing Toys That Can Keep You From Killing Yourself
1	1 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Cut Pizza Out of Victorian Dreams
1	1 Vote	What Dan Aykroyd Thinks of Them All?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Adrian Grenier Longs to Be About Sausage
1	1 Vote	A Song With Stephen Colbert

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	No One Has Been Completed
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview: It's Like Being in a White Male
—	1 Vote	Steve Jobs: Get Rid of the Actual Donald Trump Tampering With Witnesses
—	1 Vote	Asia's World City Might Reopen to the Left?
—	1 Vote	We Already Have Lakers Drama as LeBron James Cheats on His Impending Free Agency
—	1 Vote	Eric and Donald Trump Calls for life-Changing Drug