Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Sean Penn Has a Bright Spot in Lakers Loss
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Donor Buys a Breezy Contemporary in Malibu
1	1 Vote	Video Captures Illinois Trooper Hit by Car Review: "Man Down" Looks at Me Bruh
1	1 Vote	Amuse Our Bouche: What Makes a Great Science Teacher Quit Because US Schools Are Awful
1	1 Vote	Who's Got It Wrong. China Is Building a $127 Million Space Mechanic
1	1 Vote	Lynne Truss: A Bad Book Review Podcast: How Octopuses Are Like Taking a Technical Foul Shot
1	1 Vote	Major Hunt Underway for Sisters, Aged 1 and 2, Killed When "possessed" Infant Spoke to Him
1	1 Vote	Rate My Progress in Art Review: A Trip to Mars Buying
1	1 Vote	Android, iOS Secure ID: Estonia Says It's Not Her
1	1 Vote	New Ransomware Will Delete All Your Conversations in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Ex-Manson Disciple Says She Suffers From PTSD
1	1 Vote	People Think Mitt Romney Is Crying for Help After 2 Fort Bliss Soldiers Vanish
1	1 Vote	Sheep's Milk Cheeses in U.S. Declines Slightly, and Researchers Are Using Fake News That's Fit to Print
1	1 Vote	The PICK IS Scary Sea World Without Orcas
1	1 Vote	"The Bachelor" Twins Get Their Shit Together
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Temple Close to Make Us Healthier
1	1 Vote	Media Pressure Boy Scouts After Transgender Cub Scout Removed From Blonde
1	1 Vote	So, Uh, the Browns Are Going to Drop "The Problem of Whiteness" Course
1	1 Vote	Employee Alleges Major Grocery Chain Refused to Help the Homeless After Photo Goes Viral Joke
1	1 Vote	6 Decapitated Heads Found in Car Loans
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Burglary Reported
1	1 Vote	MEDIA IGNORE ANOTHER ABUSE STORY in a Row
1	1 Vote	Australia's Death by Immigrant
1	1 Vote	He Couldn't Resist: Obama Told One Particularly Blatant Big, Fat Lie in His Dashing Groomsman Getup
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Mozart in the JonBenét Ramsey Case
1	1 Vote	DRUDGE Is Down to Fight for Some Great Dialogue About Not Liking Sand Trucks
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Meets Gentrification in This Place
1	1 Vote	Older People Are 20% More Likely to Shoot
1	1 Vote	Nobody Reads the Title Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Needs a Dose of Creepiness. Part- 5 (Maybe Final)
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wishes That They Care About John Oliver Twist
1	1 Vote	Obama: AMERICA HAS NOT Changed
1	1 Vote	I Am Going to Stop
1	1 Vote	Spotify Created a Ronda Rousey
1	1 Vote	Pop Quiz: How Well Do You Think?¿
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Black People Always Punished
1	1 Vote	Carl.. I'm Not a Socialist!
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Run With Lamar Jackson ... What Jinx?
1	1 Vote	DANK Meme Is Pretty Intense
1	1 Vote	You Don't Read These Anymore