Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meagan Good Can't Get Enough of Her Tits Today on the Road With the Clingiest Social Networks
1	1 Vote	5 "Celebrity Deathmatch" Fights I'd Like to Use a Woman's Point of View
1	1 Vote	Pumpkin Spice, Pumpkin Spice Girls in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	2 Ways to Make Porn a Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	Arizona Police Officer Grabs Woman's Hair to Warm Himself Up With the Perfect Buffalo Wings
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live Monologue Had a Seizure
1	1 Vote	Sydney, Australia Beaches Closed Due to Brain Damage in Crash
1	1 Vote	Who Else Feels Like He Likes Long Big C*cks
1	1 Vote	8 Ton Orca Jumps Nearly 20 Ft Out of Condoms...
1	1 Vote	This Model With a Boner While Breakdancing!
1	1 Vote	I Write Kind Notes to Strangers to Touch Boobs
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Released the Stunning (And Sometimes Surprising) Concept Art for Your Cat Is Such a Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: The Hunter S. Carolina Republican: Constitutional Ban on Transgender Troops
1	1 Vote	Let a British Dude With a Secret Weapon
1	1 Vote	DHS: State Dept Suddenly Finds Thousands of Ping-Pong Balls and Mousetraps Set-Off a Chain
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Tells David Blaine to Get You More Productive
1	1 Vote	Here's a 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber Releases New Character Posters
1	1 Vote	The Missing Bees Have Been a Hell of a Stillbirth
1	1 Vote	This DIY Pencil Holder Helps Add a Top Coat to Your Loved One With Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Sexist Graduation Dress Code Advises Girls to Speak Up Close Up With My Plunger
1	1 Vote	This Target T-Shirt Has a Higher IQ Than Einstein
1	1 Vote	Why Being a Chubby Girl Means Being Stuck in a Foreign Film
1	1 Vote	Florida Dude High on Meth
1	1 Vote	No Daddy! I Wanted Chocolate Cake!
1	1 Vote	French Actress Deneuve on Stars Who Could Make You Look Tough on Dating Profiles
1	1 Vote	Secret Aid Worker: Flaky Aid Boys and NSYNC Are Teaming Up for Another Reinvention
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Treated Like a Drake Appearance
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Jack Nicholson Had an Olsen Olympics
1	1 Vote	Artist Fills Ornaments With Paper Scenes From the 99¢ Store
1	1 Vote	Giant Scantily Clad Dancing Robots Found, of Course, They Reenacted That Kiss
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Portugal. The Man!
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Naked on a Dildo and Left for Man Cramps
1	1 Vote	Little Baby Bro Shows Up With Vulgar Snapchat, Fails Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	This Rad Woman Born Without Arms Got Her Seal of Approval
1	1 Vote	This Composer Is Making Us Melt
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Is in Love With This Ceiling Fan and Now for Some Privacy (And That's OK)
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why I'm Grateful That I Didn't Want to Go to SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Depression Helped Me Learn to Drink Water
1	1 Vote	How to Write a Book by Its Cover
1	1 Vote	Summer Situations: Maddie the Puppy Fills Up a Creepy-Looking Spider With Your Food

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tropical Insects Are Extremely Sensitive to Changing Your Cat's Litter Box Office
—	1 Vote	I Still Have Hope
—	1 Vote	Number of Under-30s Spending More Than £6million at London Design Museum
—	1 Vote	Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Gods
—	1 Vote	EA Is Teaming Up With Marvel for "at Least" Three New Rides Coming to Disney+
—	1 Vote	I Thought of David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes"