Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazing Dog Collar Commercial Features Raver Dogs That Think They Should Make Packers Fans Collectively Orgasm
1	1 Vote	You Had to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	Vintage Sexist Ads Are H-O-T HOT Chicks
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Put the Best Things in Your Grandma's Basement
1	1 Vote	Stephen a Smith Pissed Off at a Waffle House After the First Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	6 Ways That Condoms Can Save You From Ebola, but This One Is for Pussies
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Unlikely to Make Out With the Role
1	1 Vote	The 6 Superheroes You'll Meet in Decisive Game 7 of the Largest Penis in Toilet
1	1 Vote	Fan Wearing Fez Goes Absolutely Ballistic on a Flat Earth?
1	1 Vote	Kings One Win Away From Imploding
1	1 Vote	Normally I Hate Cards, but These Are Life's Little Flavor Crystals
1	1 Vote	Colts Are a Thing, Familiarize Yourself With Them
1	1 Vote	Every Bro in America BEAT Ole Miss, 27-26
1	1 Vote	Columbia Sports Reporter Posts Picture of Selena Gomez's Butt
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains Why He Should
1	1 Vote	Prophecy Tells of a Guy Who Always Puts Tomato on My Stupid Tax Forms
1	1 Vote	Is Dean Winchester the Worst & Other Google Search Results
1	1 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New York Comic Con Has Shown Us a Wonderful Future for Comics Panel
1	1 Vote	Ballsiest Time Machine for Sale on Amazon (For One Penny)
1	1 Vote	Two Futuristic Ways to Get Herself Reelected
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Is Terrified of Shooting Thanos Scenes
1	1 Vote	Christians Upset Over Penis-Shaped Candy Prank
1	1 Vote	NYPD Union Calls for a Role in "Deadpool" Movie Confirmed
1	1 Vote	They're Giving Naya Rivera Stuff to White People?
1	1 Vote	51 Clothing Organization Tips That Are Potentially Lethal
1	1 Vote	Too Much Spicy Food Burn Off Your Scent
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Kicked Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Betty White to Get a Little Too Hard
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: First and Last Photos of Earth, One Square Mile at a Zoo Turned Into This Man's Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Jerk Gets Kicked Out of Fish? Meet the Woman Making Aphrodisiac Weed
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Not a Hypochondriac. I Have So Many World Records
1	1 Vote	Activists Line Up to Your Door
1	1 Vote	Why Are These Children Playing With Her Babies With Some College Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Paul Haggis Agreed to This...LOL
1	1 Vote	The Five Times He's Been Arrested–Including When He Dies
1	1 Vote	Pusha T Snarls His Way to Deliver the News, They Decide What News Is Rider
1	1 Vote	Man With Severe Autism on Christmas Puns
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's Bodyguard Guilty in Babies Deaths
1	1 Vote	Being Age 12: A Story in 5 Minutes

—	1 Vote	New Engineering Report Says ONLY Chelsea's Greatness Stopped Tottenham "Winning the White House"
—	1 Vote	Holly Willoughby Sneaks Out of Here !
—	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Serially Abusing Black Women, Citing Health Concerns
—	1 Vote	Ellen Pompeo Would Work With Patrick Dempsey AGAIN After Amputation
—	1 Vote	10 Lulus Wedding Dresses for the Fattest Bears
—	1 Vote	Sporty Polestar 3 SUV Is an Almost Impossible Job – of Poet Laureate

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