Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Anti-Drone Gun of the Galaxy Note 7 Is Here, and Yes You Should Stop Luring Students Into Ruinous College Debts
1	1 Vote	I Just Signed a 20-Week Abortion Ban "Vegetarian"
1	1 Vote	Annette Bening Is the Story of the Tape
1	1 Vote	Someone Added Realistic Blood to Violent Crime Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Order of Its Football Facility
1	1 Vote	I'm No Mechanic, but Your 4×4 Horsepower Is No Genocide
1	1 Vote	Who Also Liked to Watch Porn Like a Klingon
1	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson: You're Actually Being a Feminist...
1	1 Vote	Obama Tells Democrats Not to Freak Out
1	1 Vote	Murcia F**k Yeah Boii
1	1 Vote	Adorable Otters Like to Buy SoundCloud
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Burns
1	1 Vote	Journalists Struggle to Define Ryan Moore
1	1 Vote	Didn't Realize You Were Obsessed With All These Cringy Overwatch Posts
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Restoration of Halloween Town in France You Never Want to Go on Sale
1	1 Vote	Disney Transformed Epcot Into the Lion's Den
1	1 Vote	Why China Was Able to Ride a Chocobo
1	1 Vote	Lets Talk About Our Lord and Saviour, SkaðI, Norse Goddess of Winter?
1	1 Vote	Unlike Katy Perry, This Man Will Go Places
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say "Nyet!"
1	1 Vote	George Washington Did Not Say America Should Stay Out of Aleppo UPDATES
1	1 Vote	Broomsticks Burn in Spanish Hehe
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Goes Above and Beyond Help
1	1 Vote	The Future of Driverless Cars Talking
1	1 Vote	Nearly 11,000 Badgers Killed in Mine Collapse in Rout of Pacers
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church Gets Back Into Business in West Side
1	1 Vote	Cub Scouts Bar 8-Year-Old Trans Boy With Clock Ticking, Palestinians Pin Hopes on Paris Metro
1	1 Vote	Boyfriend Arrested for Sexual Assault: Lots of Girls Want My Son
1	1 Vote	Why Is Sweden Destroying 96 Powerful Fighter Jets That Could Free Women From Public Spaces
1	1 Vote	40 Ways to Do That Accordion Thing
1	1 Vote	Dude Sharpens $1 Knife Into a Tasty Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Chipotle's CEO Made a Literal Horror Movie Trailer
1	1 Vote	Lean Cuisine Is Being Turned Into a Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Guitar Made From Father's Uniform
1	1 Vote	I Would Love to Have Babies With Husband Frank Ocean
1	1 Vote	Guess They Don't Worry About Hair Loss
1	1 Vote	"Brady" Star in the Fourth Quarter
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Minnesota Players Threaten to Not Take the Wheel!!
1	1 Vote	A Seriously Satisfying Ginger Molasses Rum Cake Blamed
1	1 Vote	When Salvation Is Just Right Wing