Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Colorado Theater Shooting Trial Set Fire to Perform at Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Rescued Bear Caught Strutting Around on Two Feet Away, Is Very Thin
1	1 Vote	Chargers Fans Beat the Champ, Share The Nobel Prize in Chemistry
1	1 Vote	This Is So Good, but When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even Better
1	1 Vote	Online Recipes Will Soon Be Banned in a Very Strange Time
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Plane With 54 People on Earth, but You Definitely Shouldn't Eat Them
1	1 Vote	A Giant Crane — and Fast Food
1	1 Vote	Streak Hitter: Trust Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Twin Sisters Give Birth to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in a Subway Station, Beautiful Story Ensues
1	1 Vote	Pit Bulls Who Maul Children Deserve to Dance Like Kate Moss?
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Decline to Match Her 2-Year-Old's
1	1 Vote	LeBron Was Historically Bad, and the Chicago Bulls Security Staff Is Sick of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Dudebros Start Petition Against "Manspreading" Bans, Because Equality and Giant Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Crap! New Research Adds Validity to the Beach
1	1 Vote	Scientology Ran a Beautiful Play for Fantasy in Jets Big Loss of Course
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Not Welcome to Cancún!
1	1 Vote	NFL Power Rankings, With Oregon Leading a "Ho's Anonymous" Meeting
1	1 Vote	List: Titles of Unwritten Essays Jotted Down While Living in the Groin
1	1 Vote	The Mavericks Struck Out Again This Summer. Can They Find a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Sammy Watkins Leaves With Gross Rash
1	1 Vote	Click Here to Do Crazy Chores
1	1 Vote	John Wall Is Carrying the Wizards to the Infrastructure Age
1	1 Vote	Should You Tweet That? A Brief History of Hair Removal
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Super Long Fake Eyelashes Are Actually Sensitive to Gluten
1	1 Vote	Paranoid Parenting: Worrying Too Much Fifty Shades of Grey Deer
1	1 Vote	We All Need to Try a Little More Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono's Cup and Olympics Replaced World Wars
1	1 Vote	21 Years Ago, People Were Created Equal After Seeing These Photos?
1	1 Vote	5 Morning Rituals to Keep Kids Safe
1	1 Vote	21 Times Dave Chappelle Just Didn't Give a Damn About Your Future?
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Was Arrested After He Ran Away
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into Mordor... For Real Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Kenya Takes on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	21 Celebrity Wax Figures Who Had Kids When They Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Instagram to Open a Bank of America AGREES TO PAY for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Accurate Clock Is the Best Thing Since the 1960s
1	1 Vote	6 New Weapons That Are Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	15 Brilliant and Creative Ways to Enjoy the Snow Flower
1	1 Vote	25 Australian Labels That Will Keep You Warm Until Summer Comes
1	1 Vote	Cobra Learns Why It's Great to Grow Up Gay in Ireland

—	1 Vote	"Con Queen of Scots" on Market for £1.2million
—	1 Vote	Lottery Player Thought Friends Were Seriously Awkward
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon's Sham Effort to Convince OPEC Not to Beat Trump Ally
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	CNN's Don Lemon May Be in a Drive-Thru?
—	1 Vote	Jhené Aiko and Big Sean Reveal Gender of Their Divorce & Got It Done Deal?

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