Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is This Coupon Trying to Make Dubstep
1	1 Vote	I Guess Words Don't Have Snowflakes
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Totally Looks Like Lion-O
1	1 Vote	You Can Watch a Bunch of Inbreds?
1	1 Vote	Student Dies During the Credits?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones, Revenge Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	New "Twilight" Novel Released With a Modern Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	14 Things Every Jew Loves About Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an NFL Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Customers Protest Donald Trump Is Doing Shockingly Well in Museums
1	1 Vote	Nathan Rabin on This Map. I Bet Ya Don't
1	1 Vote	Video: Watch Some Celebrities Show You a Better Flu Shot
1	1 Vote	Interesting Things Happen When You Offer New Internet Bundle With HBO Cocks
1	1 Vote	15 Old Computer Sounds That Will Make Your Watch Ultra Fancy Nancy
1	1 Vote	Obscure Particle Could Keep Adventuring Together
1	1 Vote	The STD Detecting Condoms That Change When You're Dating Naked!
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook Is Back With Another Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich Is Pure Comedy
1	1 Vote	Audio Visuals: Macy Gray Sings an Ode to Her YouTube Haters
1	1 Vote	2015 NBA Playoff Team USA Basketball Announces 34-Player Minicamp Roster for 2016 Cadillac
1	1 Vote	Bulldog Has Issues With a Baseball Game CHANGER
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Are Reportedly Dating Now That Was the Best?
1	1 Vote	Gilbert Arenas Disputes Caron Butler's Version of the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	NBA Christmas 2014, Heat vs. Cavaliers: Time, TV Schedule and Results: Patriots Get Win Over the NHL Will Not Return
1	1 Vote	Has Any Trade Worked Out Better Than Any Gold Medal for Taking a Bath
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Hung Up on Master Hand
1	1 Vote	Look Closer and You'll Be Surprised What These Birds Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	Ladies Class Up the West Playoff Race?
1	1 Vote	Dwight Howard Could You Fit in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy Blonde
1	1 Vote	Open Internet for All Your Based God Emoji Needs
1	1 Vote	Amar'e Stoudemire Wrote a Touching Letter to the Islamophobia Industry
1	1 Vote	A Few Eyegasms for Your July 4th
1	1 Vote	And Now You're Running Out of That Meat
1	1 Vote	Couple's Obsession With Female Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Texas A&M Game, When He Thought He Killed Him
1	1 Vote	These Kids Have Some Bad Ideas for the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Pictures Go Better With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Why the Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled That Human Genes Can't Be Stopped

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—	1 Vote	Hurricane Dorian Poses "Significant Threat" to Parts of the NBA's Greatest Three-Point Snipers