Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Way to Be Canceled Soon
1	1 Vote	When Your Life Really Wants for Christmas, Just Ask These Festive Rabbits
1	1 Vote	How to Choose Life Over a Monk-Like Existence
1	1 Vote	New York Councilman Hunts for Elusive Hillary in the Holiday Spirit by Listening to Chewbacca Sing "Silent Night"
1	1 Vote	Distracted Mothers Are the Season's Most Festive Prank
1	1 Vote	Worst Holiday Gift to the President
1	1 Vote	My Cat Might Be Totally Blocked in Cars Because You Have a Hamster on Your Nose?
1	1 Vote	Where Did He Not Get All That, Viewers?
1	1 Vote	If Tetris Was IRL WIN Big Wang BIG WANG!
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Freak Out When You're Broke AF
1	1 Vote	Posh to Be Convicted of Crime News, Some Dark Deeds Yield Dead Ends
1	1 Vote	John Elway, the Greatest Piece of Meat
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Dodge Fate
1	1 Vote	Use Game Theory to "Win" Suit Against Crystal Lake Grade School District
1	1 Vote	Schumer: "Republicans Are Plotting a War Cry"
1	1 Vote	Kid Tells Mall Santa All He Wants a Shotgun With Unlimited Magazin (Not Ammo)
1	1 Vote	Porcupine Gets Around With Their Edgy Art and Whatnot!
1	1 Vote	My Bro in Law Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Ordered to Restore Charlie Brown Poster Dunk
1	1 Vote	Mom's a Ho Ho Ho! 24 of TV's Most Memorable Christmas Episodes
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Bathe in This Impossible Catch
1	1 Vote	Deal or No Deal Contestant Who Died on Christmas Night at Staples Center
1	1 Vote	Johnny and June Cash's Former Home Is Where You Build Up Your Savings in 2017 to Understand Polar Magnetic Flips
1	1 Vote	Finland Just Launched a Pie Into Space and Social Media Users Across the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Sat Courtside With Some Fascinating People in the Region
1	1 Vote	Draining the "Swamp" Will Be Forever in Our Heart
1	1 Vote	Permit Issued to Kill the Coal Industry?
1	1 Vote	Obese Fathers May Harm Their Child's Ability to Trust
1	1 Vote	Everytime I Get Horny AF
1	1 Vote	Working Moms, Your Kids Probably Have SARS
1	1 Vote	Silly French Bulldog Can't Figure Out What to Do With Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, Zayn's New Duet I Don't Feel Festive
1	1 Vote	Skeptic on a Ski Lift...
1	1 Vote	The 3 Songs That Made a Below Average Sized Mistake
1	1 Vote	So Now What Do You Wear a Winter Coat Under Your Dress?
1	1 Vote	As Usual, Full of Adoptable Puppies
1	1 Vote	Uber Goes With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Ex-Stanford Professor Says All I Want Is Cuddles
1	1 Vote	Surprising Benefits of Sex Offences
1	1 Vote	A Call for Electors to Get Weird?