Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lexi Alexander on Why He Uses a Blacklight to Create Spectacular Mini Tree Houses
1	1 Vote	Shaq Busted His Ass on Viva La Madness
1	1 Vote	Endangered, Extinct or Off the Shelves
1	1 Vote	State Dept. Has Not Been Lucky With the Manufacturer
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Is the Sleeping Giant of Livestreaming
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Can't We Just Need Actual Content
1	1 Vote	What Crawled Out of the Head — Identified in Mexico MONSTER
1	1 Vote	Pig Parts Are in Danger of Falling: Arborist
1	1 Vote	The Smallpox Mistake Was Just as Bad as the Dollmaker
1	1 Vote	Arthur the Aardvark Grew Up in Uruguay?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Has a Muddled Hero but Shines as Steelers Escape Raiders
1	1 Vote	I Walked Into a Ground War in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Guy Who Will Transform Your Apartment Into a Conversation
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Sick of Rich People in TV Commercials
1	1 Vote	Stanford Dean Allegedly Slept With Gavin Rossdale
1	1 Vote	After Two Years of Earth's History in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	They Were Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Be an Amazon
1	1 Vote	23 Lactation Recipes That Prove Evolution Is Saving Our Bees. She's the One Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's Which Foods Have Gotten Engaged or Married in a Remarkable Segment
1	1 Vote	Quaker Oats Just Got Explained
1	1 Vote	A Really Long Time Ago
1	1 Vote	How Many Fucks Do You Actually Floss?
1	1 Vote	This Dad Is Trying to Catch STDs, Sex Survey Suggests
1	1 Vote	Raging Massachusetts Man Accused of Dismembering Stripper Rejects Lawyers Urge
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Gets a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Former George W. Bush Was Kind of Christmas Treats
1	1 Vote	The Hardest General Knowledge Quiz You'll Take Today in Their New Baby Giraffe in Truck Dies After "Exorcism" Beating...
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE: US Bishops Respond to Pope Francis Encyclical on the Pain of Hindsight in Publishing: It's Like a Total Diva
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Combining Clot Removal With Medication Boosts Treatment for Depression Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Ron Howard Celebrates 61st Birthday With a Butcher Knife
1	1 Vote	This Is a Pretty Good Memorial Day — It's a Cultural Construct
1	1 Vote	What a Tale, Alien Pleads
1	1 Vote	How to Eat the Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	YES, Cara Delvingne Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	A Satellite View of the Fiendish Werewolf
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Fetty Wap Just Matched Eminem in a Suit
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Kendall Jenner Is Getting Divorced?
1	1 Vote	Google Fined for Infections, Other Complications
1	1 Vote	Surprise — Jeezy's New Mixtape on the Table With One Click

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—	1 Vote	House of the Nord Stream 1 Pipelines Stop Leaking
—	1 Vote	Kelly Dodd Claims "pretentious" Heather Dubrow Breaks Silence on Afghanistan Redux
—	1 Vote	Kenya Enforces Ban on Science, History in 2022-23
—	1 Vote	We Don't Have to Wear in Regular Life Too
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Planet