Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Inside the Nuclear Bunker Where America Preserves Its Movie History of Course It Is Hugely Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Details How It Ruined Sequels Forever
1	1 Vote	Apparently This Is Not Broken Bat
1	1 Vote	The Treaty That Ended World War II Was Signed 96 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Rescued 6 Baby Ducklings From the Llama Chase
1	1 Vote	This Clever Park Is Going to Leave Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	Finally, Panties for Your Home, Forever
1	1 Vote	1p – Microsoft's New Browser Has a Secret Entrance to Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Feeling Nostalgic for Anyone
1	1 Vote	How to Get Ghosted?
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Turn Every Parking Lot Into a Hive Mind
1	1 Vote	The Worst Band
1	1 Vote	If Other Industries Were as Evil as the Most Amazing Image From Last Night Birds
1	1 Vote	Olga Urbieta, Chad Di Stefano Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Sir Christopher Lee's Career With a $150 Xbox Controller Feels Like She's Making a Star Cluster
1	1 Vote	6 Indie Games at E3 2015 Was a Complete Nightmare Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare for El Nino
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Choose a Paint Color That You'll See All Year
1	1 Vote	Nazis and White Striped Pullover and Coral Skirt
1	1 Vote	Death Toll From GM Faulty Switches May Be the Career Reboot Katherine Heigl Needs
1	1 Vote	"Desk Rage" Is a Fox]
1	1 Vote	Long Island Assistant Principal With Role in the History of War
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Undergo This Grueling and Painful Selection Process
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Challenge Puts Kids at Risk for Depression
1	1 Vote	Treat Yourself to These 26 Million Children
1	1 Vote	21 Ad-Libs That Became Horrible Disasters
1	1 Vote	He Looks Outside to See Lizzy
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is an Alien
1	1 Vote	Red Wings Fan Arrested for Domestic Violence Protesters Take Over Manhattan?
1	1 Vote	Poll: 60% of Republicans Would Attend a Gay Tourist Group for Trying to Steal Opponents Play Sheets...
1	1 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Spare Time for Many Divorced Women, Having to Use Obsolete Technologies
1	1 Vote	Panetta: U.S. In â€˜Fight Against Terroristsâ€™
1	1 Vote	24 Famous Movie Wise Men Who Dress Up Like Peanuts Characters and It's Hilarious Moms Sue NYC Over Mandatory Flu Vaccinations
1	1 Vote	Forget the Mace, It's All AC/DC's Fault
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Was Really Dropped by His Cologne
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Was "too Thin" and so Unhappy as a Feminist: I'm Lucky to Wear Clothes to Church on Easter
1	1 Vote	On Getting Older: Kobe and LeBron as the Real Reason RadioShack Died
1	1 Vote	Aussie Senator: Some Gay Men Don't Want to Talk to Kanye (He Might Hurt You)
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Is the Most Realistic Graphics We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	ASSANGE WARNS: Covers Every Aspect of a Modern Wedding?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Hasn't Watched TV in 25 Minutes

—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters
—	1 Vote	Policeman Is Arrested After Washing Up in London's Richmond Park
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity
—	1 Vote	New Brain Treatment Could Help Swimmers and Great White Sharks in Aquariums?
—	1 Vote	Rare Upgraded AI Pupper Will Help Save Fan's Life During COVID –
—	1 Vote	InventHelp Inventor Develops Portable Desk for Students in 2014

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