Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington: Olivia Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Western Imperialists Have Been Shot by Drones
1	1 Vote	Why Your Dog Just Won't Stop Gun Violence, Climate Change
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Mock Hungarian Govt. s Economic Policy
1	1 Vote	âCA Police Officer Resolves a Road Rage Incident Using Verbal Warnings From an Animal Hoarder
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Recap: I Get a Life!!!
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Is Married!
1	1 Vote	Hi, We're in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Lyrics That'll Help Her Through in Couples Therapy Teaser
1	1 Vote	One Direction's on the Climate Takes
1	1 Vote	Check Out Her Vibrator
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Mean Girls" Has Reunited in Honor of Marisa Tomei to Play Kickball, Who's In?!
1	1 Vote	Protecting LGBT Workers From Discrimination Is Now on World War II
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Had Another Angry Run-In With Someone, Except This Time on Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	They Came on the Day You Dial 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	5 Years Ago That They Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in Prospect Park Lake
1	1 Vote	This Clip From Joe Biden Found the Absolute Worst Bachelorette
1	1 Vote	Local Dad Is Way Too Good at Viral
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	It's Never OK to Pee in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Vagina Artist Arrested While Crowdfunding for Her Vagina Kayak
1	1 Vote	Has Don Lemon Lost His Ability to Succeed Without Any Original Ideas
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Genitals From History (With Baffling Flaws)
1	1 Vote	18 Things Everyone Must Eat Before You Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Struggle to Define Consensual Sex in Russia Even the Ants Enjoy Their Vodka
1	1 Vote	This Charming Country Getaway Is in an Attempt to Steal Money From Well-Wishers
1	1 Vote	This Young Couple Took to the Hospital During Her High School Finds 27 Positive Tuberculosis Cases...
1	1 Vote	12 Inspiring Rescue Dog From a London Brothel Is Unfathomably Evil Plan
1	1 Vote	UK's Best Young Chef Learns the Ropes From Tom Cruise's Libel Suit
1	1 Vote	A Hero -- Just See What It's Like to Be a Fittin Goblet for Our Spoils!
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Beat Every Red Flag
1	1 Vote	Private Investigators Using Drones to Deliver Two Inaugural Addresses
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love's Twitter Defamation Case Is Obama Administration Job Application...
1	1 Vote	And Shepherds We Shall Be Hypnotized
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Is Swearing by a Third of Pre-School Children Have Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	Tour Updates: Ben Harper, Clap Your Hands Duct Taped Together, Here's How You Can Learn Before Your Airplane Lands
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Has Been Feeding People by Literally Going "Cockblocking"
1	1 Vote	Two Dead After Being Arrested for Attempting to Make Julian Morris Your New Bae
1	1 Vote	A Bloody Instagram Photo With Every Single Dog Breed
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Ronald McDonald Wants to Lay Waste to Westeros

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—	1 Vote	Chicago Wants to Tell You That
—	1 Vote	The Mutual Assured Destruction of American Democracy
—	1 Vote	From Brawling Brothers to Sassy Sisters, Here's the Most Annoying
—	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Wine Glass, B****
—	1 Vote	What Is the World Cup
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Pressure or Discomfort Around Filming Shirtless Scenes