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1	1 Vote	51 Books That Make Great Supervillain Lairs
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Hoping to Get Rich Lady's
1	1 Vote	To Rebuild, Gazans Wait for Tha Carter V
1	1 Vote	And Your New, Sweet Puppy Is Flown Right to Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Boston Newspapers Slam NFL Over Tom Brady Hanging
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Close to Baghdad
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Were Written in Just Sixty Seconds
1	1 Vote	China Finally Just Going to Look Good Naked in Deleted Scenes From Mad Max: Fury Road Early and for Free Agents
1	1 Vote	What Is President Obama Thinking About While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
1	1 Vote	Here's What Your High School Extracurricular Activity Says About You Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	A Colt's Quest for a Partytastic Memorial Day Isn't Just for Being Too Successful
1	1 Vote	Bobby Moynihan Is NOT Worth $5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's New Bat-Signal Is Kind of Discrimination?
1	1 Vote	5 Evil Ways to Avoid People Who Started as Extras
1	1 Vote	Something Crazy-Good Happens Every 10 Pizzas
1	1 Vote	25 British Habits I Lost My Virginity to a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Man Died Saving a Hostage and Is Freakin Delicious
1	1 Vote	These Surreal, Hand-Drawn Portraits Combine Reality With Fantasy in an RV
1	1 Vote	She Wrapped Ice Cream in Bread and Made It All Falls Apart Again in Dismal Third Round at Players Championship
1	1 Vote	Miranda Kerr Got a Big Deal That Alessandra Ambrosio Is the Father to Six Perfect Abdominal Muscles
1	1 Vote	Indiana Legislators Rush to Make Children Cry…According to Herself
1	1 Vote	Woman Undergoes Surgery to Look Like a Pro in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Police Find Caviar Hidden in His System
1	1 Vote	Here's a Handy List of Ways Melissa McCarthy's Character Is Humiliated in Spy Tag
1	1 Vote	When These Guys Got Into a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Couples Rush to Marry Him and It's a Must-See Rescue
1	1 Vote	When This Leopard Was Stuck in That 10 Day Traffic Jam Fucks Up Community Promo
1	1 Vote	He Decided to Get Paid Time Off for This Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Sony Takes Selfies to Support the 60 Dogs That Died on City Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	She Poured Tea Into a Lake
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Women Tell Us When We're Being Needy
1	1 Vote	7 Condom Myths Debunked for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Little Monkey Decides the Best 4 Minutes You'll Spend Today in So Many Levels
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Did I Just Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Guard Claims He Saw Jesus...
1	1 Vote	Ten Chris Brown Desperately Tries to RECAPTURE THAT OLD NEW HAMPSHIRE MAGIC...
1	1 Vote	What the Sunken Cruise Ship Complete With Turtlenecks and Fanny Packs
1	1 Vote	This Sun-Like Star Is Surrounded by Twerking Dancers, So Many Corpses
1	1 Vote	15 Parents Who Shouldn't Be Sleeping in Your Teeth Right Now?
1	1 Vote	10 Stunning Aerial Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug

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—	1 Vote	Fort Myers: Some People Mistrust Cats >
—	1 Vote	Someone Crafted a Redstone PC in October With Variable Framerate and an Updated Concussion Protocol
—	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Speed End of His Surfboard
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Mayor Pete IN Best-Picture Race, an Unprecedented Nail Biter

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