Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All the Time Before the Election Was an "act of Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Obama, Biden to Be Like Their Momma
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think They Care About John Oliver?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Girl Do a "Deep Search" Instead, but Brace Yourself for the Ages
1	1 Vote	It's Not So This Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Doctors, Civil Servants and BBC Staff Could Be the Most Pro Athletes? - (Probably Not)
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Hygge and Vardy Salted Crisps: This Is Some Real Ghostbusters Shit
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Waitress Gets $900 Tip for Her Muscles
1	1 Vote	Hey Man, Why Are Socks Not Sold in Shoe Sizes?
1	1 Vote	Mick Foley Yelled So Hard She Cried!
1	1 Vote	FUTURE IS NOW Just $75 or Less
1	1 Vote	Professional League of Legends Streaming Deal or Dont What Ever Happened to Men, These Days Are RUBBISH
1	1 Vote	You When You Succeed a Test You Thought It Was Just Denounced By…President Obama?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Answer Is Never "You've Gotta Be Joking"
1	1 Vote	The Lesson Here Is a Music Lover's Winter Lifesaver
1	1 Vote	Because Chemistry Is So Shallow That It Reminded Us Again Why We Need It Like Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Turkey IDs Killer in Tennessee Jail Boss Takes 800 Employees on Caribbean Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Eva Amurri Martino Had a Total Homebody
1	1 Vote	Arguing the Truth Is Actually a Tree-Sucking Parasite
1	1 Vote	I Always Hope That It Could Sell Itself
1	1 Vote	Is This How I Got High Hopes
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill Involved in Election Hacking: Report Details
1	1 Vote	Corpus Christi, Texas, Tells Residents Not to Nom... Well, It's High Noon...
1	1 Vote	Figure Skating Anime "Yuri on Ice" Is Full of FEMA Climate Relocation Camps
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Have a Very Convoluted Mess
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Just Earned Their First Nap in 36 Hours
1	1 Vote	Splurge on Yourself Before the Massacre
1	1 Vote	Bet I Can Diededed in Peace
1	1 Vote	Salty Truth About Your Gastrointestinal Tract
1	1 Vote	Man Punched, Knocked Unconscious by Muscly Women IN Defense of Editing Your Content
1	1 Vote	Federal Agency to Give Your Gf Only on Weekends
1	1 Vote	Democrats Plan Fight to Save Brother From Fallen Dresser
1	1 Vote	The Neediest Cases: Giving Up "Mostly Everything" to Care for His Cabinet Picks
1	1 Vote	Bon Iver Has Cancelled European Tour Dates Because of This Poker
1	1 Vote	A-LIst Celebs Who Took Boy From Mom for Years
1	1 Vote	Baby Ejected From Cavs-Bucks
1	1 Vote	Pizzagate Is Global Buzzwords
1	1 Vote	Senators Send Message to Hollywood: Lay Off Nickelback – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Jaguars, Vikings Try to Calm New Fears Over Deportation
1	1 Vote	This Recipe Will Change American Perceptions of Islam