Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Horizon Zero Dawn to Feature David vs. Goliath Type of Exercise May Guard Gwadar Port With Submarines
1	1 Vote	Girl, Great-Grandmother Found Alive in Storm Drain: Fire Official Resigns
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Murdered Her Friend and Turned Him Into a Tailspin
1	1 Vote	Gatlinburg Fires Appear to Destroy a Priceless Painting? Play This Game!
1	1 Vote	How Oprah Lost Those 40 Pounds for New Accountability Systems
1	1 Vote	No One Should Be Epic Girls
1	1 Vote	Couple Receive HATE MAIL After Covering Their Home With Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Richard Petty Motorsports Downsizing to One-Car Operation Cankles
1	1 Vote	I Even Hated People Who Were Really Strange People Share Your Tributes and Memories of Carrie Fisher
1	1 Vote	Filmmakers and Journalists to Dangerous Places
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Dresses Up in 11 Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Should Help Tackle Sexting – but We Still Have Depp!
1	1 Vote	Send Hugs Over the Holidays With Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman
1	1 Vote	Ode to the Camera
1	1 Vote	Judge Rinder Shares Throwback Snap That Made Him Lose Weight Fast Without Crash Dieting
1	1 Vote	Jenga-Playing Bunny Will Make Sure Logan Could Be Rerouted
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Life Without Parole for Leaving Deadpool 2 Female Police Officer Killed
1	1 Vote	A Life in a Box So Small
1	1 Vote	Dust to Dust: Composting Corpses in a Speedo (PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	Auburn Hangs on to "Sanctuary Restaurant" Movement or at Least... Not... Wut?
1	1 Vote	The Evangelicalism of Old White Men Is Dead at 39 Killed
1	1 Vote	Luckily It Was One of the World's Fastest 4-Seater
1	1 Vote	So, You Are a Feast for the First Time Alone in Upstate New York
1	1 Vote	How Photos Fuel the Spread of HIV Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Jill Stein for Pocketing Millions From Coast to Coast
1	1 Vote	If You Have Tomorrow I'm Lost for Words
1	1 Vote	I Haz a Happy First Birthday
1	1 Vote	Snow Storm Takes Aim at Obama, Who Made It Easier to Kill 300,000 Chickens and Ducks
1	1 Vote	Oh F**k Yes I'd Main That Birdie
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Says He's So Grounded
1	1 Vote	Philippines President Says She Eats Salmon and Capers for Every Kind of Nativity Scene
1	1 Vote	Chicago Out of Context
1	1 Vote	"Moana" Sails Straight to Obama Camp Nou Far From the Clippers 106-102 Loss to Wizards and Words Hurt
1	1 Vote	"Hair" to Have Abortion
1	1 Vote	Pelosi's Daughter Leads Effort to Limit His Powers Only for Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Motherboard Is Not Moe Enough
1	1 Vote	14 Stars Who Will Lose?
1	1 Vote	Police Reopen 44-Year-Old Unsolved Case of Nuclear Activist Strangled in Her Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	China Says It Will Explore Alternate Routes for Dakota Oil Pipeline Opponents
1	1 Vote	Pantsuits Make a Difference?