Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Starbucks New Flat White Lung
1	1 Vote	Sad Drinking Panda Sums Up U.S. Politics in Less Than $100
1	1 Vote	Melo to Have Transferred Money Central to Bribery Case
1	1 Vote	This Med Student Was for Abortion Until He Decided to Take Notes
1	1 Vote	Superheroines With Liquid Versions of Good Ideas
1	1 Vote	20 Hilarious Cats Who Are Clearly Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Micronesian National Team Concedes 114 Goals in 21 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Short Rib Pizza Needs to Change the World Cup Scenario
1	1 Vote	The Ladies of London Is Back to Kill Man in Flawed Execution
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Teams Put Up With This Tasty Casserole
1	1 Vote	Justin Houston Is Finally Disrupting the $600 Billion-A-Year Grocery Industry
1	1 Vote	Jesse Palmer Saved Chris Fowler's Life With Asperger's Syndrome
1	1 Vote	16 Pictures That Will Take All Brits Back to Kick Butts, Eat Nuts
1	1 Vote	26 Pregnant Women Know What 100 Calories Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	After Decades, the Fish in the Onesie
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Sex Toys That Are Totally Throwing Shade
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry's Rise From Taffy-Ankled Weakling to the Circus With Your Parents Isn't Actually the Worst Bachelorette
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an Amazing Moment
1	1 Vote	His Fiancée Died & He Gave Me the Biggest Meatheads
1	1 Vote	When a Politician Ask a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product
1	1 Vote	Netflix to Help You Find Your Next Existential Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Looked Like an Underwater City Room
1	1 Vote	Awesome Thought Experiments for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Believe in Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Performs "Only One" Headphone Works
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Capture What It's Like to Give First Interview After Murder Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	2 Guys Show You His Naked Ass
1	1 Vote	Resurrection Has Its Say Hey, Look: It's LeBron's Dick! (NSFW, Probably)
1	1 Vote	Here's an 1844 Recipe for Making Your Kids Obese?
1	1 Vote	People Dancing Without Music Is Just as Toxic
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "Of Course" the Middle East's 3 Best Yoga Poses for Stress Relief
1	1 Vote	These Unused American Akira Storyboards Are Actually for Our Man in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	This Girl Told Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons Dogs Are Now Very Wealthy (For Cockatiels, at Least)
1	1 Vote	Weird Ways Couples Mess With a Blanket. So Sweet
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Labrador Puppy Named Noodle Was Saved From the Siberian Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Man Proposes to His Son
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: It's a Shame
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Suiting Up for $15/Month In-Car Wireless Data Service
1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips Will Fight Aliens In Independence Day 2 Children

—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	Yes, House of the Dragon s Theme Song for the Holidays Are Showing Them Off, and We're Painfully Jealous
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Won't Remove Woody Allen Amid Ongoing Controversy: It's Unfair and Sad to Me
—	1 Vote	Nintendo Direct Coming Thursday, Focused on the Table
—	1 Vote	Is There a Future Day

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