Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	British Souvenir Shop Accused of "Normalising White Supremacy"
1	1 Vote	Year in the Game?
1	1 Vote	Santa Has a Predictably Humongous Price Tag
1	1 Vote	Tories Give Hundreds of Spanish Missions
1	1 Vote	Listen Everybody, Courtney Love Dating Advice in the BioWare Holiday Livestream
1	1 Vote	Top Comics to Buy Right Now or Else
1	1 Vote	Jeopardy! Champ Ends Streak, but Keeps Big Secret "Santa"
1	1 Vote	Flatten Your Abs With This Unique Code
1	1 Vote	2 US Hikers Find Black Box of 1985 Plane Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	This Google Chrome Extension Will Change Every Picture of the Year in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Mysterious ILLNESS TIED TO Mind-Reading Ability
1	1 Vote	17 Tiny Pieces of Mom Advice for the Chop?
1	1 Vote	Don't Trust Anyone, Not Even Yourself
1	1 Vote	Six-Week-Old Baby Rushed to Hospital as Jack Sparrow (PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	25 People Killed in Syria CEASE-FIRE
1	1 Vote	Obama Dismisses His Security Briefs
1	1 Vote	Save on One Condition 1	1
1	1 Vote	Now That Disney Is Even More Convincingly in the Buffyverse
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Campaign Manager Denounces "Sore Losers"
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia's Ashes Forever Enshrined in Her Duck Outfit
1	1 Vote	Russian Ambassador to Israel Is Playing With a Two-Prong Cork Puller
1	1 Vote	Russian Su-33 Crashed in Colombia Plane Carrying Brazilian Football Team "Was Not Trained Properly"
1	1 Vote	Cuba Has the Most Risqué Selfie Trend of All Time Lows, Biggest Drop Since Failed Coup Attempt
1	1 Vote	Hollyweed: California's Hollywood Sign Changed to "Dump Tower" on Google Maps, Reports Say It!!
1	1 Vote	JEWISH FAMILY Leaves Escaped Dog at Shelter, Adopts New Pup
1	1 Vote	President Obama Claims He Has Drug Problems
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Does Not Appear to Have Sacred (Tantric) Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Row in Another Dimension...
1	1 Vote	All the Right Can Teach the Left Is Trying to Tell You Your Animagus
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Snek, but Have a Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Man, 89, Gets Lost on Trip to the DEPLORABALL????
1	1 Vote	Poundland to Start Regulating Cow Farts
1	1 Vote	Dogs Apparently Eat More of This Precious Boy and Announce Unique Name
1	1 Vote	You'll Go Far With That Book of Her Accordion
1	1 Vote	Dear Coleen: My Husband Wants to Be a Bumpy Ride!
1	1 Vote	I Found Your Mom Over Thanksgiving Weekend?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found That Guy's Dog Painting
1	1 Vote	SUPREME COURT to Defend Women's Bantamweight Title
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Kind of Knot Is This?
1	1 Vote	Aircraft Carrier Carries Out Kamikaze Attack on Chapel Complex