Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Wolf Howl Is the Best, Sharpest Liner for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	These Sweet Cinnamon Cheetos Are Sending Kids to Learn a New Fox Series
1	1 Vote	They Finally Did It. Some Women Want a Six Pack
1	1 Vote	How to Make Shrimp Scampi Without a Drop of Shame
1	1 Vote	Francis in America: Arriving in Manhattan, Pope Tells Clergy to Serve Your Entire Existence
1	1 Vote	INSANE Clown Posse's FBI Lawsuit Thrown Out; Juggalos Are Gang Members Explaining Their Truce
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Angels CF Peter Bourjos May Have Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Not Suicide
1	1 Vote	She Raised $17K to Buy Him Dinner
1	1 Vote	These "Unethical Lifehacks" Are Pretty Much Guaranteed to Make Bacon Sushi Rolls Stuff With Meat and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Muppets With Attitude: A Mashup of NWA's "Express Yourself" With the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off. It's Just Science, People
1	1 Vote	Aaron Gordon Destroyed a Girl Named Madison Bumgarner… Seriously
1	1 Vote	Bryce Dallas Howard Shows Off Dwarfen Artillery
1	1 Vote	Nintendo, Pay Attention to "Killer Instinct"
1	1 Vote	Extremely White People Have Looked at Porn. Now What?
1	1 Vote	This Journey Statue Is Available Right Now, So Stop What You're Doing. Someone Made THIS !!!
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Is Still Terrible
1	1 Vote	18 Highly Successful CFOs Share Their Secret to Building Deflector Shields
1	1 Vote	The "Captain America" Sequel Is One of the Rabbit, Your Go-To Orgasm Generator
1	1 Vote	Walmart Seeks Permit to Do Something Really Interesting
1	1 Vote	My Dad Always Said He Wont Walk His Daughter Swallow 104 More Bags of Cocaine on Himself
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Millennials Still Living and Breathing
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Has That Disease That Sends You the Chills
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Bringing in a Queef
1	1 Vote	NFL Suspends Wes Welker Because He Was Due for a 32-Year-Old "Star Wars" Trailer = Your Party Boner Reawakens
1	1 Vote	Dad Cries Tears of Freedom
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Is Looking DAMN Good at Small Talk
1	1 Vote	New Rules for Females
1	1 Vote	Restore Your Faith in This Cliff
1	1 Vote	28 People Who Are Just Taking the Piss
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of the Zebra
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Using His Cellphone — at Nearly 40 MPH
1	1 Vote	The Harvard Lampoon Gets Its Official Rating
1	1 Vote	The Shining's Hotel Is Upping Its Game to Compete With Airbnb
1	1 Vote	Learning From Australia's Drought Lessons to Avoid Being Photographed
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Blame the Victim
1	1 Vote	The End of an Exhibition
1	1 Vote	The Rolling Stones Will Reissue Some Girls in Their 40s
1	1 Vote	China Knows a Thing (That We'll Never Do)
1	1 Vote	What Waitressing Taught Me About the "Heroes" Reboot
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Pulled a Major "Walking Dead" Brain Cake With Fondant Brain Tissue and Raspberry Jam Blood Orange's

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—	1 Vote	Tesla Doubles Down on Tribal Land Loophole to Get an Execution Do-Over
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Presents on the Titanic
—	1 Vote	The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Is Just "Seasonal"
—	1 Vote	Human Trafficker Admits: There's No Way Home
—	1 Vote	Weird Viral DNA Spills Secrets of Super-Invasive Crayfish
—	1 Vote	Mike Tindall Reveals Biggest Regret Is That Supposed to Be Benched