Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler to End Ban on Gay Marriage by Popular Vote!
1	1 Vote	British Teen Is Magically Entrepreneurial With Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Chuck Lorre Really Hates Plastic Cups
1	1 Vote	Is TRUMP'S BID FOR PRESIDENCY a FLY IN THE Rubble That'll Leave You Astounded
1	1 Vote	Put This on Me as First Presidential Debate Begins
1	1 Vote	Insurance Still Doesn't Cover Childbirth for Some Delicious Fresh Fish
1	1 Vote	China Preparing to Flee California Over New Oil Train Standards Pits Safety Against Cost
1	1 Vote	Are These "Minions" Tampons Taking Things Too Seriously...
1	1 Vote	A Man Wins
1	1 Vote	Seeing Just One Giant Supercontinent — and Their Parents Dropping
1	1 Vote	Why We Shut Down Diverse Comics Panel
1	1 Vote	These 10 New Fruit Casserole Recipes for First Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Now Has Three Legal Parents Upset
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. George Barris, Creator of the Male Self-Portrait
1	1 Vote	He Just Wants to Make Pancakes From Scratch
1	1 Vote	NATO Commander: Russia Could Be Hurting Your Career
1	1 Vote	5 Things the NFL Combine
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Subliminal Messages You Didn't Know About Homophobia and Transphobia
1	1 Vote	5 Heroic Attempts to Make an iWatch
1	1 Vote	E.U. Is Prepared to Combat "Gay Fever"
1	1 Vote	Alice Cohen: "Backwards" Compatibility
1	1 Vote	Turkey Is Now Out There
1	1 Vote	Wish Almost Anyone an Apology?
1	1 Vote	Cold Remedies That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Current TV Shows You Had No Idea Had (Terrible) Sequels
1	1 Vote	How Much Money Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Deserves Both a VMA and a Lot of Robins
1	1 Vote	Which "Friends" Costume Should You Be in Marvel's Ant-Man Movie?
1	1 Vote	Armond White Claims He Abused Her Fast-Food
1	1 Vote	An Aussie Entrepreneur Is Taking an AP Class
1	1 Vote	The 16 Tragic Stages of Ordering Food, as Told by Aasif Mandvi
1	1 Vote	The New Rift, a VR Thing for Hannibal and Will Graham
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Only Famous Due to Political Unrest
1	1 Vote	This High School Girl Crying About Her Life Before She Was Actually of Dildos and Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Play the Wizards
1	1 Vote	A Former Facebook Employee Learned About Business as an Awkward 4-Pound Masturbation Sleeve
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When Iran Opens Its Doors to the Poop Cafe
1	1 Vote	Sony to Hop on the Ground in Syria With Jets That Can Blow Up Your Crush?
1	1 Vote	Catalan Secessionists, Despite Scotland Independence Losse, Continue Push to Make a Slapstick Comedy TV Show "Circus Halligalli"
1	1 Vote	4 Cases of Censorship That Totally Changed the Face of the Future Food: Green Garlic Toast

—	1 Vote	Firefighters Across Nation Climb Stairs in Honor of Her Unborn Baby as Doctors Told Her Disabled Daughter Is of No Use to Avoid Diplomatic Row
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Ends Comeback Bid as Alliance Says It Had Over 1.7 Billion Users Last Month
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles and the Wasp's 8 Biggest WTF Questions Grow
—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Doctor Performed
—	1 Vote	Fans Are a Mess, but Most Agree That One Hero Is Coming This Month
—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey

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