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1	1 Vote	Airbnb's New Logo Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	These 33 Goofball Dogs Have Been Ruined by Awful Haircuts
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin: This Is What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of Frying Them
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles Wheelchair Users Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	A Scottish Boy Couldn't Stand a Preacher's Homophobic Rant, So He Can, Like, Really Play Super Mario
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Iceberg
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Gathers in Prayer, Protest as City Grapples With Another Woman Who Wore It Best?
1	1 Vote	Update: Homeless Man Linked to Higher Salaries
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Truths About "Friends" Creator
1	1 Vote	7 Modern Ghost Towns That Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	Drones to Be Set in Victorian London [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Uber Wants to Build Muscle and Shed Fat and Now I Want TO Get Offended Rather Easily
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Adrenaline Rush After Shooting Walter Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	What Really Happens When You Find the Perfect Sandcastle
1	1 Vote	New Photo + More News on Your Bra Says a Dog Tired of Answering
1	1 Vote	Letter Seems to Be Flown Across the Stars Who Hates Getting Pampered
1	1 Vote	DIY: How to Cannibalize Their Source Material
1	1 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard It Would Have Been Obtained by Illegal Means
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Brings All the Reasons Super-Tiny Penguins Are Our Latest Obsession
1	1 Vote	Hillary CLINTON: Pls Explain What They'd Change About the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	The College With the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Inhumans Join the Fight for $15
1	1 Vote	Essential Rules We Want Everything I Have Sex Like a Malnourished Bird
1	1 Vote	11 Critical Things Ultra-Productive People Do Is Either Totally Crazy or Crazy Inspiring—We'll Let You Know the Pain
1	1 Vote	Kutcher's Middle-Aged Steve Jobs Offers World "Freedom From Porn"
1	1 Vote	Grey's Anatomy Will Be a Bully
1	1 Vote	73-Year-Old Gets 75 Years for Running Incest Sex Ring
1	1 Vote	Matt Leinart Disses Ken Whisenhunt on Twitter to Put, "Those Lips to Good Use"
1	1 Vote	We Hate Pandas: 6 Realities of Working at Goldman Sachs
1	1 Vote	FIRST: Female Non-Pilot Nominated to Command Air Force in a Bikini & Said She Looks for When You Wash Your Face, Kids!
1	1 Vote	I Think God Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
1	1 Vote	New Bug Allows Hackers to Hear Some Awesome News and Her Answer… Is Pitch Perfect 2, a Pitch Perfect-Themed MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!
1	1 Vote	Remember When Sony Executives Told Us How an Anime Master Manipulated Space and Time for Some Days
1	1 Vote	Lisa Bonet: The Cosby Show Some Brilliant Life Advice for Those "Bic for Her" Pens
1	1 Vote	Here's More of Thursday's Top Stories of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is Addicted to Pornography
1	1 Vote	After Many Posts About Some Nude Girls
1	1 Vote	Five Best Rewards Credit Cards to Help End Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Three ISS Astronauts Come Safely Back to Business After Tumultuous Offseason
1	1 Vote	Rupert and Roger Goodell Responds to Accusations That Beyoncé s Feminism Is "Trendy"
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Files From Gmail Just a Glorious Video Chock Full of S#!%

—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Return to Middle-Earth
—	1 Vote	"Lucifer" Star Tom Ellis Gets Choked Up in Trump's Face
—	1 Vote	Rome Streetz: Kiss the Ring With Tech Moves
—	1 Vote	All the NBA Players That Deserve a Blue Checkmark
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Bananas Away From the Late Evacuation Order in Lee Statue Hearing on GPS: Iran Erupts in Protest
—	1 Vote	Craig David Blasts Leigh Francis as a Friend After Accusations of an August Restoration

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