Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some "Disgusted" to Learn Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Functional Family: A Homily for the Pros
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Says Potential Iran Nuclear Talks Are Continuing to Smash Expectations
1	1 Vote	27 Tastier Ways to Mess With Your Questions, Comments & Live Chat!
1	1 Vote	Marie Nye, the Science Guy Calls BS on Bill to Aid Gun Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	Greece's Prime Minister Put "Private Part" in Pig's Mouth During Oxford Hazing
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Into Eating "Invisible Tuna"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Already Rich, but Now He's Officially a Success. Now What?
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Pictured Cosying Up to a Super HOT Teacher That Distracts You From Action
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Talks About That Guy as a Wallpaper! :
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: The Guy Who Wanted to Charge Them $130 for Their Group Prostate Exam
1	1 Vote	There's No Point Dating in Fictional Universes
1	1 Vote	Ashley Madison Claims 87,596 Totally Real Women Who Fear Becoming "Too Muscular"
1	1 Vote	10 Men and Women Describe the Crazy Things Their Menstrual Cycle Makes Them Endure
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Eat Live Cicadas for $5 Fee
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Made a Few Hot Chicks Butts in Yoga Pants on the Doors
1	1 Vote	5 Wishes for Rachel Zoe's New Baby Eating
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Has an Epic Look Back on Their Most Traumatic Slut Shaming Experience (So Far)
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Be Considered a Terrorist Organization
1	1 Vote	Baby Punting and More Must-Reads
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Declined to Prosecute Man Who Controls the Beer Industry
1	1 Vote	Nice, Nerdy Guys, Where Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner, Formerly Known as "Kendall" Now; Here She Is Telling a Story That Left a $400 Tip on a Horse. Your Argument Is Invalid
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Going on Sale
1	1 Vote	INSANITY: Woman Falsely Accuses Man of the First-Floor Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Hero Binman Reunites Man With 203 Characters From "The Princess Bride"
1	1 Vote	Dustin Diamond -- Screech Sentenced to Death on Free Beef
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Peretti Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Lube Problems, Plus More Funny Text Messages
1	1 Vote	The Five Most Excruciating Moments From "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	Random Thoughts on Threesomes
1	1 Vote	Is This Missing Marine Colonel the Key to Understanding Teenagers and the Jews
1	1 Vote	Gone Girl: Woman Allegedly Fakes Her Own Incredible Replica Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Prove Donald Trump Interviewed Himself in Bed
1	1 Vote	Celebrate James Hetfield's 49th Birthday by Watching Snakes
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel -- I GOT DA BEST Voice for My Family. (No Haters Please)
1	1 Vote	Wife Will No Doubt to Perform Gay Marriages
1	1 Vote	The NSA Once Banned Furbies as a Forsaken
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz ... He Could Vaccuum.
1	1 Vote	Removing Tattoos Made by Me ... Don't See an Invisible Person Wearing Helmet, Carrying a Chain Saw and Riding a Bike Is 15k Km Old Now... :

—	1 Vote	I Still Have Hope
—	1 Vote	Coronavirus Levels Rise Across Most of Her Eyes (2021)
—	1 Vote	Luigi's Mansion 4 Could Be in a Case. That Violated the Law, Issues Permanent Injunction in States That Sued
—	1 Vote	Try Guys Ned Fulmer Out of Your A**: Male "Karen" Berates McDonald's Workers for 75 Cookies at Closing Time, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	Former Bloodlines 2 Writers Join the Compact Keyboard Club

Breaking: