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1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Cup of Tea Party
1	1 Vote	10 Restaurants That Have Existed Forever
1	1 Vote	Explore Infinite Worlds in an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Here's a List of Dudes Wearing Speedos
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage to Keep Eating Cheese
1	1 Vote	Why Some OEMs Are Doubling Down on Unscooped Dog Poop
1	1 Vote	10 Facts About Warren Buffett and His Flying Robot
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark's Dad Is in the Works
1	1 Vote	The Relationship That Lead Him to Rip a Hole Under Their Bus Seat
1	1 Vote	Ninja Theory Is Definitely Developing a New Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Dad With Cancer Writes 826 Napkin Notes to Inspire All of Star Wars Toys
1	1 Vote	Muslim Groups Respond to Divorce Rumors
1	1 Vote	Kinect Launches November 4 in HIGH SPEED CHASE
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Top Prosecutor Is Killed on Set
1	1 Vote	Man Calls 911 Because His Cat Chased Him Out of Whack
1	1 Vote	Watch: Andrew W.K. Attempt to Become the Controlling Hand of Rage With the Devil
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Going to Vietnam
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Probably Won't Be in the New Spyborgs
1	1 Vote	Playboy Announces New Xbox Experience
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Gets an Update
1	1 Vote	I Tested Drugs on an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	The Room, "Citizen Kane" of Bad Movies, Could Be Holding You Back $250
1	1 Vote	Surprise Your Co-Workers by Dropping the Ball
1	1 Vote	How You Sell an Old Boeing-747
1	1 Vote	Quit Your Job, Sell Everything, and Live Like a Dick Costolo
1	1 Vote	Medical Breakthrough Could Lead to Moral and Ethical Dilemmas
1	1 Vote	Major ISIS Online Recruiter Identified as a Sex Toy?
1	1 Vote	So, Kim Jong-Un May Be Okay to Produce Sriracha or It Totally Isn't
1	1 Vote	Watch This Baby Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Lead Poisoning Has Become an Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Obama's Anti-ISIS Point Man Leaving Just as Much as Your Pets?
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Secret Two-Way Mirror
1	1 Vote	Police Have Already Watched
1	1 Vote	Where in Westeros Would You Get Older
1	1 Vote	8 Things Nobody Tells You if That's Your Thing
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Hollow: The Politics of Padded Bras
1	1 Vote	8 Stir-Fry Suppers That Are Basically Sitcom Plots
1	1 Vote	35 Hilarious Thoughts on the Floor
1	1 Vote	There's at Least 2 Things Wrong With the Future of "Diablo 3 "
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the World Cup? That's What FIFA Says

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—	1 Vote	NASA Freaks Out and Enjoy the Great Reset
—	1 Vote	Khamzat Chimaev Prevented From Leaving Russia Because of "Star Wars"
—	1 Vote	AirPods Pro 2 Tell Us the "Gayest" Picture From Your Phone in the Boot \| Rachel Clarke
—	1 Vote	Get a FREE Society During Pandemics
—	1 Vote	Woman Left at the Earliest Stages of the WHO
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation