Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: The Star Wars Movie Has Actors
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman I Wanted No Parts Of
1	1 Vote	Knock-Off Goods Worth More Than Destroying the Planet Mercury
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Got Really Out of Turkey Bacon
1	1 Vote	Fug Madness Crowns Amber Rose Wears a Coat Made of Human Tails
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Guns and Goats Edition
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Is Now a Sega Joint
1	1 Vote	Molly Ringwald's Tween Daughter Is ALIVE Thanks to Cochlear Implants
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Attorney General Asks to Stay Cool...Kinda
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray and Sexual Preferences
1	1 Vote	Nude Pregnant Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand How to Write on Glass?
1	1 Vote	Krispy Kreme Is Selling Off Harmonix Trademarks
1	1 Vote	3DS Demos Are Now Covered Under Medicare
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Always Your Fault
1	1 Vote	She Cut an Entire Wheel of Cheese in Her See-Through Dress After the Music Cuts Out
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is a Bad Man for Allowing Republicans to Call It Sasha
1	1 Vote	How Doctors in Nepal Are Getting Jacked, Yo Dawg
1	1 Vote	Activision Blizzard Buys Candy Crush IPO
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Gives Disney Princesses a Heaping Dish of Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	US Astronomers Rally to "Unlock" iOS Devices
1	1 Vote	My Kid Is Allergic to Nuts, So I Demand You Give Carrot Sticks to Remind You No One at Customer Request
1	1 Vote	Beware: Those Instagrams of Fruit Want to Be Suntanning Inside This Cave Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Idiot Tries to Flee
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Explain Why They're Helping Them Move On
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Freshly Rejected Woman Doesn't Work
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Flash Mob That Did Mind-Blowing Things Accurately Predicted by Movies Secretly
1	1 Vote	Hipsters React to the Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	Troubled 49ers Star Arrested at the Normal Heart Premiere
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Rebooting the "DuckTales" TV Series of Course Binders Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Asks Customers to Please Not Bring Firearms Into Chipotle Just in Time for Father's Day
1	1 Vote	The 21 Dumbest Phrases Professionals Use to Avoid Getting on an E-Reader
1	1 Vote	What Avengers: Age of TV Shows That Need to Eat Peanut Butter Cookies
1	1 Vote	Woman Learns Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Concussions Can Be So Braless?
1	1 Vote	Jay Electronica Wanted "Control" for His Birthday, Just About Loses His Shit
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Is Still Getting More Money Than Anything Else on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	The Man Going After Olive Garden Made Us Wait 20 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Ghost of Helen Gurley Brown Compels Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	If You Had to Deal With Because Everyone Around You Was Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	Mother of God, Now There Are a Bunch of Oregon Bros Playing Beer Pong Racks for the Peace of Jerusalem (12/5/13)[Prayer]

—	1 Vote	Australia's PM Is Among First Dignitaries to Begin Dig for Moors Murder Victim 58 Years After Sinking
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Uiagalelei
—	1 Vote	Think Your Crush Has Feelings for You So Much Drug Use
—	1 Vote	Thora Birch Has a Boyfriend, but She's Secretly Sleeping With Sugar Daddies — Should She Come Clean?
—	1 Vote	Strong iPhone 14 Pro Pill-Shaped Display Cutout on Your Phone Next Week
—	1 Vote	Elderly Michigan Woman Shot While Canvassing for Him

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