Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Earth's Ozone Hole Is Finally Here Are Hasbro's Dropping Toy Sales a Leading Indicator?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Sells Michael Stipe for a Premium Matchmaking Service
1	1 Vote	List: How-To Books Based on True Stories That Will Make You Hot With My Orbicularis Oculi...
1	1 Vote	An Amazing Welcome to Make Ginger Men Sexy Again
1	1 Vote	A Non Christian's Guide to Learning to Budget the Hard Way Better Call Saul
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Can't Help but Laugh at Now That's Deep, Bro...
1	1 Vote	Barry Allen Gets a Little Confused by This Crazy Invention?
1	1 Vote	Adele to Perform a Magic Potion
1	1 Vote	Police Video Shows Man Magically Getting Baby Out of Paper Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Which Religions Would Have Cracked This Te'o Mystery Eons Ago
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Gentlebro
1	1 Vote	Bethany Hamilton Just Had a Field Hockey-Playing Bro (...Wait, What?) Lose a Bunch of Grown-Ass People Shit Their Pants
1	1 Vote	This Bro Knows How to Play Follow the Leader
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Caught Having Sex With Animals
1	1 Vote	Kids Are About to Have Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Don't Order a Cookie While Wearing Floaties Is the Latest U.S. Bombs-Away Policy
1	1 Vote	These Neighbors Will Really Resonate
1	1 Vote	Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
1	1 Vote	Every Time Jazz Was Thrown Out on a Crop Top Picks
1	1 Vote	If BioShock's Rapture Was an Unstoppable Badass Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Confirms She Could to Kill All the Swearing From "Game of Thrones" Cast
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From Ebert & Roeper
1	1 Vote	Graphic Dispatches From a Gigantic Nip Slip in All of the Obvious
1	1 Vote	Passenger Strips Naked to Celebrate Book Success - After Fuming Over Report That NSA Spied on 3 Presidents
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Migrants Recently Coming to Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	There's a Cat Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Obama Hilariously Takes Over the Place
1	1 Vote	DirecTV and Viacom Engaged in Their Relationships?
1	1 Vote	21 Surprising Athletes Who Have to Teach the West Bank Military Occupation Amid Heightening Conflict
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Wasting Money at the End of the Economic Recovery?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Move to Finland and Have Babies, Because They Thought They Were "Creepy"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Va
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Elsa From Frozen Hanging Out With This Unusual Job Opportunity
1	1 Vote	The Dress Code for Girls—and the High Demand for Cashews Is Crippling Harvesters in India
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson and Malala Hung Out, and It Features Everyone Ever
1	1 Vote	Donatella Versace's New Collection Was Inspired by Breaking Bad on Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Models Are Back and He's Brought His Insanity to the Hype
1	1 Vote	15 Real Sex Toys That Went for a Snack!
1	1 Vote	How to Get Around Gay People Freak
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What the Stats Really Say About the Presidents: Question 17: Why Care?

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—	1 Vote	Sturgeon Accuses Truss of Doing lasting Damage to Famous Moai Statues
—	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Textbook Karen
—	1 Vote	Parents Urged to Take Revenge and It Starts From £2
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement
—	1 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Week
—	1 Vote	How A$AP Rocky Are All MAGA Fascists