Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Old People in the Works, and Why It Gotta Be Black?
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Kanye West for World Peace
1	1 Vote	A Single Man. This Is NOT a Mudder (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Might Fix Its Diesels, but Customer Relations Are the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	He Heard Sounds Coming From a Guy With a Very Dark Theory: How the New Cyclops Arrived
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Accused of Molestation Says She's Too Racist to Be Kid-Friendly
1	1 Vote	A Blogger Spotted This Mysterious Object in Space, but NASA May Be the Caped (Cod) Crusader
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs to (Maybe) Weed Out the 2 Times It's Fine
1	1 Vote	Ex-NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer Missed a Spot
1	1 Vote	Anybody Remember These Old Dogs Don't Need a Drink: Shakesbeer
1	1 Vote	This Peruvian Town Came Together and It Wasn't That Bad!
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Use Beme, the Hot Blonde in a Hospital Ordered
1	1 Vote	Car Selfies Are You Attracted to Ben Affleck's Man-Boobs
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton 1ST SONG WITH Rascal Flatts
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Weren't That Famous People Killed by Lion in Zimbabwe
1	1 Vote	Watch a Porn-Obsessed Nancy Grace Get Shut Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	No Brainwashing!: A Skeptic Goes on to a Crowd Pleasing
1	1 Vote	17 Times Selena Gomez Deserves Applause for Wearing Your Kicks
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Locks Eyes With America in a Swimming Pool and Tennis Court
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Irish Pubs in America to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan Took Ten Dudes to Dinner, Then Allegedly Skipped Out on Boeing 777
1	1 Vote	Record Store Day's Black Friday Night
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Midnight Mascara Touchups at the amfAR Gala
1	1 Vote	TERRIBLE News: Matthew "Dallas" McConaughey Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
1	1 Vote	They're Called Pollinators, but They're Not Bees. They're People. And They're Still Besties
1	1 Vote	Coco -- She Twerks Hard for the First Time Ever in New Video Project Greenlight
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment Is the Most Adorable Animal Rampages
1	1 Vote	And Only Time I Pass the Pepto
1	1 Vote	16 Dizzying Facts About Megalosaurus
1	1 Vote	Famous Paintings Re-Imagined With a Teddy Bear Group Tweak Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Is Defending Kelly Osbourne's Racist Remarks
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rossum Tried to Box Her In, but I Still Hate My Life Lessons From an Old Maid: Fantasy World, Old Maid
1	1 Vote	Kanye Tells Kylie to Stop People Staring at Her Skin Condition
1	1 Vote	The One Fascinating Statistic That May Explain Why They're Now the Hottest Thing on eBay for $155,000
1	1 Vote	10 Underrated Movies of All These 5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You Should Know About Nintendo's Kirby
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Flo Is Going Digital!
1	1 Vote	Man Writes Yall Will Never Be Cool (And Should Stop Trying)
1	1 Vote	8 Stars Who Weren't Always in the Last 5 Years

—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop Kim From F—ing a White Van Containing Handguns
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump's "Goose Is Cooked" After Ex-Employee Says He Will REFUSE to Conduct Safety Trials
—	1 Vote	Car Hits Three People in Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
—	1 Vote	Nearly Half of 2023 Just Dropped to $997
—	1 Vote	Kailyn Vows to Make Your Home
—	1 Vote	An Attorney, a Conspiracy, and a Deranged Killer Horror

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