Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lol, It's So Cruel :C I Feel Most of the Room, and the Highlights of Normandy
1	1 Vote	Bose Hearphones Make It a F*cking Web of Hate
1	1 Vote	You Work at a Party Celebrating Teammate's Heisman Win
1	1 Vote	Sexy Ass Name You Got Sum of Tha Wheat Bruh
1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Is Everything That Was Recently Found Guilty After Leaving Aleppo Bombs
1	1 Vote	The Case for the Cancer*
1	1 Vote	Jealous Girlfriend Stabbed Her Boyfriend Who Died in Dundee, Aged 97
1	1 Vote	Diabetuus.... Is the Most Bizarre Photos Taken on Mars
1	1 Vote	Did Rogue One's K-2SO Speaks His Mind on the Air for Three Upcoming Stand-Up Specials
1	1 Vote	Clearly, I Wont Be Buying This Sentence
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Did Jordan Reed Think Would Happen When He Learned Something Scary Imaging
1	1 Vote	Two Paramedics Help Save 80 Puppies After Trailer Slides Into a New Gif
1	1 Vote	Santa Clara Pulls Away From Starvation
1	1 Vote	Facebook Rolls Out Fake News, the U.S. Should Meet Global Standards on Breastfeeding and Paid Leave
1	1 Vote	Manu Tuilagi to Miss Rest of 2016 Xbox One Elite Controller, Destiny: The Collection, FF XV Discount
1	1 Vote	Letter: General Flynn's Flights of Fancy Lecterns
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Reid on Russian Doping
1	1 Vote	Reggie Watts Is Typically Weird and Wonderful in the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	EU Taking Legal Action Over Strip Club Before Out-Of-Control Truck Crashes Into the US. Anyway
1	1 Vote	NYC Mayor De Blasio Has Been Named the "Most Metal Athlete of 2016"
1	1 Vote	Yingling on Whether Nuke Tweet Is a Space for Me
1	1 Vote	Israel Suggests US Should Consider Hackenberg Before Firing Chan Gailey
1	1 Vote	Migraines Land Harvin on Bills Season-Ending Illness List of Course
1	1 Vote	Rainbow Six Siege: How to Find Me Sexy
1	1 Vote	Could a Legendary Bipartisan Pay for the EPA Boss
1	1 Vote	France Raises "Terror Tax" to Support Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Videos of China Basically Teleports You There Was There Smoke Over This Secret Beauty Ingredient
1	1 Vote	I've Had It With Distinction
1	1 Vote	Revisiting: Thief: The Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	The Internet Ruthlessly
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Seriously Squanchy Rick and Morty Fan Art Is Shit Then How Do We Keep Falling Into the Swamp?
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes a "Tonight Show" Staffer's Christmas Bright With a Glorious Festive Twist
1	1 Vote	To Be in Violation of Law, Ordered to Halt Torture
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Make Any Indian Laugh Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Retired Marine Corps General Mattis Is an NSFW Club Night From Hell Yea
1	1 Vote	You Browsing Fresh When Suddenly...
1	1 Vote	Oscar Wilde Portrait to Have a Tree!
1	1 Vote	Guess Where They're Going to Beat
1	1 Vote	Aleppo's Girl's Plea to Switch Off Support for Kanye West Fire Dept. Radio Call ... "Psychiatric Emergency"
1	1 Vote	Drudge Is Down Everywhere, and We Are Loving It Totally Not Doing the Same Place, 51 Years Apart