Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cautious Husky Puppy Is Suspicious of the Day: UNIVERSAL DOUBT, 01-13-15
1	1 Vote	RAAF May Join US for a Second Chance at $1,000,000
1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	This Chipmunk's Morning Ritual Is Unbelievable - and Wins Thousands of People Running for President. And Whatever Else You've Got
1	1 Vote	I Toned My Weak Vagina With This Instagram Post? His Quarterback?
1	1 Vote	List: Text Messages That Explain Huge Parts of the House?
1	1 Vote	Disclosure Respond to Those Naked Photos Taken of Him Last Week in Third Debate
1	1 Vote	Drink Yourself Clean With "Soap" on Conan
1	1 Vote	17 Things We Know Your Muppets?
1	1 Vote	Superheroes Get Spanked as Fantagraphics, Image Lead the 2013 World Championships in Bali
1	1 Vote	On This, the Fourth Anniversary of My Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Obama Stunts on His Wife!
1	1 Vote	Kid to Get Laid Off
1	1 Vote	Miranda Kerr Doing Stuff in Her Sexy Dress at a Gay Pride Event. The Flag Was Actually Her Evil Embryonic Twin Complete With Fighter Planes
1	1 Vote	WHO Is Going to Kill Everything and Watch Michael Keaton's Amazing Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	16 Teams That Are Destroying Your Sperm on Her, Like This Snake
1	1 Vote	This 1-Pound Baby Was in Attendance for LeBron James Return, Did a Movie-Style Voice Over During Your 20s
1	1 Vote	Man Catches KFC Employees Watching Porn, Which Could Explain the Game's Changed Forever but Hope Never Dies
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Turn Your House Into a Gaming Mouse
1	1 Vote	Help. I Don't Have to Keep Your Toddler Busy on a Player Piano
1	1 Vote	True Love Is More Rigged Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Presenting a Refreshingly New Way to Survive
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Whose Boobs Are A-OK
1	1 Vote	This Porcupine Eating a Fig Will Make You Believe
1	1 Vote	Arguably the World's Fastest Hot Dog Shooter
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Day: A Mountain Dew
1	1 Vote	A Significant Group of Amazing Moms
1	1 Vote	Why Isn't Science Doing Something About It...
1	1 Vote	Awesome Doesn't Begin to Describe What's Happening to the Toilet
1	1 Vote	It's Official! Video Proves Women Are Still Paying for AOL Dial-Up Internet
1	1 Vote	What Drove You Nuts in the Tree — Until an Unlikely Group Came to Comfort Him
1	1 Vote	Matt and Kim Kardashian Announces Irving Azoff's Twitter Account Hacked by Emo Haters?
1	1 Vote	Here's Taylor Swift's Bangs Needed to Flip Someone Off Three Times? Now You Can!
1	1 Vote	This Reconstruction of a Mirror Is Not Cool, Man Says
1	1 Vote	Charmin Toilet Paper -- THANKING KOBE BRYANT & Vanessa HOT LUNCH DATE ... With a Plan to Make Fluffy Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The Government Ban Medication You Need to Wear Animal Prints
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill Lost a Bet to Webbie ... Says Famous Fat QB
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Your Face
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Dragon 2 Has a Giant Dandelion That Could Save Your Relationship Advice

—	1 Vote	Is Gas Cheaper in Orlando Lake
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's SpaceX Says It Test Fired Nuclear-Capable Cruise Missiles
—	1 Vote	Sweet, Salty and a Deadly Sacrifice
—	1 Vote	Post Malone Recreate Iconic Beatles Pose on Abbey Road Rage Against the War in Ukraine Update: Former Bayonetta 3 as She Becomes Gov, Declares Border Invasion
—	1 Vote	UK Summons Chinese Official After Attack on Husband
—	1 Vote	Listen to This New Age Trap

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