Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

So, You Are a Feast for the First Time Alone in Upstate New York

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2017-01-09

2017-01-09

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Did this for the first time, what do you guys think?
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Upstate New York Elvis impersonator uses original blueprints to build stunning, 13,000 sqft Star Trek Enterprise replica
    Boing Boing Boing Boing
  • Read
    Smashes
    Life Expectancy in the US Falls for the First Time in Decades
    Gizmodo Gizmodo
  • Read
    Smashes
    First time alone in a girl's room be like ...
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    The 8 Meanest Motorcycles of 2016 Are a Feast for the Senses
    Maxim
  • Read
    Smashes
    So, you are a chemist, what kind of bond is this then?
    9gag 9gag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account