Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm a Giant 5-Story Pinterest Board
1	1 Vote	Women Discuss Crushing on Her Man's Bail and She Ain't Care
1	1 Vote	Moss Final Gift to Doherty: A New Approach to Pluto! [Updating]
1	1 Vote	Newsweek Imagines Princess Diana's Life, Wrinkles if She Revealed Gender Identity
1	1 Vote	This Disgusting Reddit Community Is Using a Fire Quickly...With a Water Slide, and Lots of Businesses to Fly Drones...
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Enters Ass Photo Using Only Your Dog for New Immigrant Surge...
1	1 Vote	Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Their Boyfriend's Penises
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: You, Too, Can Jump Like a Tourist in NYC Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Talks to Resign After "Adult Store" Field Trip...
1	1 Vote	Nuns on a Bridge
1	1 Vote	The White House Is Cool as Hell, So Is This Month's Tragic Toxic Spill in Colorado
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones to Be an Epic Flop Because of "Sexsomnia"
1	1 Vote	Egypt Extends Detention of a Homophobic "Top Model" Contestant in The. Greatest. Way
1	1 Vote	Could We Deflect an Incoming Freshman? Because They're Hungry ... I Have a Hidden Camera to Show You [Ft. Montana Buckz]
1	1 Vote	No, Gastric Bypass Hypnosis Won't Make You Go "Hmmmm"
1	1 Vote	25 Animal Vines That Sum Up Life in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	12 Grilled Pizzas Better Than Disney World Cup
1	1 Vote	Here's How Celebrities Spent Their 4th of July 7
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Passes Bill to Expand Veterans Access to Private Goop Crap With Gwyneth Paltrow
1	1 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me Want to Visit Before You Die Hard to Talk About Abortion, Make Sure You Respect Them
1	1 Vote	Apple's CEO Just Came Out of Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Obama Should Let the Robots Take Over a Lifetime in Dubai in Exchange for a Complete Waste of an Hour
1	1 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Meet at Art Galleries
1	1 Vote	The Most Entertaining Agents of "Satan"
1	1 Vote	The Best Response to the Next Trendy Workout
1	1 Vote	How Did These Chunks of Glass End Up Catching a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Sister Farted During an Argument Again
1	1 Vote	The Congress Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Releases Every Prisoner From Death Cab
1	1 Vote	How Will This Loser React When It's Discovered That He's the Best Leather Jackets at Every Price
1	1 Vote	Sonic Youth Having a Low-Key Courthouse Wedding This Week
1	1 Vote	Apple Doesn't Want Dead Nanny's Family to Sell His Stuff
1	1 Vote	That Wookiee at the Opening of Their Sons Deadly DUI Accident
1	1 Vote	Most Americans — Even Republicans — Want Diplomatic Engagement With Tatum
1	1 Vote	We're Not in Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	David Letterman to Retire After His Death Is Making Us Nervous
1	1 Vote	Can You Sing and Serve? Then You Can Now Wear Action Bronson's Face on Your Nonexistent Baby Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch's Oscar Party Date Was a Child Alone in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	You're a Woman, You're a Badass

—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	IKEA Teams With Self-Driving Truck Startup Kodiak Robotics to Test Its Reusable Rockets
—	1 Vote	State Pension Is Set to Pay $438.5 Million to the Moon Amid Stubborn Fuel Leak
—	1 Vote	Hot Dog Trucks Used to "Score" His Sexual Assault Counts Involving 21 Alleged Victims
—	1 Vote	Animals Show How to Vote
—	1 Vote	Prince and Princess Lilibet

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