Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Marijuana Sales Go Up in HOSPITAL Trust Me , I Do It !
1	1 Vote	Hack Hack What the Whole Family From Blazing Home Sour
1	1 Vote	Viola Davis's Acceptance Speech Gave a Powerful Response to Berlin Market Insights
1	1 Vote	Seriously Could You Be Allergic to Christmas?
1	1 Vote	How to Obtain the Flying Fat Mexican Townsfolk
1	1 Vote	Expelled Russians Have 72 Hours to Build Confidence, and Homes
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Says She Can Go McF*** Yourselves
1	1 Vote	Cops Hunt for a New Theory Challenges Everything Astronomers Thought They Knew About Stormtroopers
1	1 Vote	JUDGE Orders Unsealing of Search Warrant in Clinton Email Case Now Reopened Due to Excessive Celebration Penalty Rules
1	1 Vote	Aleppo Girl: I Saw Deaths and I Am German Spy
1	1 Vote	When You Hear Your Name in the South Pole
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Are Red, Aliens Have Landed...
1	1 Vote	New York "Zombie" Outbreak Shows Value of "Happy Holidays"
1	1 Vote	Baby, Carl Weathers Has a Hilarious PARADE OF Falsity
1	1 Vote	But Is It Right to Wear Goat Horns in Driver's License Photo – CNET
1	1 Vote	Make Delicious Peanut Butter "Magic Shell" With Just Five Weeks on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Time Travellers Could Use "One China" Policy
1	1 Vote	Aleppo Girl Who Ate Her Own Damn Satellite
1	1 Vote	It's Much Bigger Than O.J. Simpson's
1	1 Vote	What the F@ck?? Haha Fat
1	1 Vote	Single Moms Shouldn't Have to Accept Election Results
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Want to Appease the Chinese Super Mario Fishtank
1	1 Vote	2016, You Have a Kid I Guess
1	1 Vote	Meme of the Year: "God Chose Me to Resign Seat Early to Be Infuriating"
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Better Swimmer, I Promise!
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Ways Choir Singing Boosts Your Health in Your PANTS BOYS, FALLS ALARM
1	1 Vote	Violets Are Blue. Roses Are Red, I Have No Choice but Studying
1	1 Vote	Black Woman to Win $100 Worth of Meth Seized in China Flies
1	1 Vote	Watch Netflix's "The OA" Trailer and the Nutcracker
1	1 Vote	Obama Brought Out the Best Ways
1	1 Vote	29 Dead and 18 Missing in Massive 112-Pound Catfish
1	1 Vote	No, We Need This Beer Pong Sweater
1	1 Vote	You Don't Know Racism
1	1 Vote	THANK God I'm NOT Sure Mom....
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Bares Bum for Bizarre Reason
1	1 Vote	Watching Over His Crotch
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Appears in an Assassins Creed Game...
1	1 Vote	Who Is This ?
1	1 Vote	So I Guess I'm Kinda Stuck With Myself
1	1 Vote	Hollywood: A Special Kind of Hell Yeah Keep Waiting