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Unbeaten Eddie Jones Orders His Players to "Cleanse His Soul"

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discovered by sandwichlordren
2017-01-17

2017-01-17

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    England vs Australia: Eddie Jones orders his players to 'mentally and physically' break Wallabies
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    Unbeaten Eddie Jones says England short of 2003 World Cup vintage
    The Guardian The Guardian
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    Former Celtic coach Jim McCafferty admits sick abuse on young football players to 'cleanse his soul'
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