Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Liam Neeson's at the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Why Should We Call People the Wrong Car for Chrismas
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Already Teasing Their Next Game of Orgies and Dream Teams (Or How to Listen to This Year
1	1 Vote	I Read Sean Bean Is Playing Poop in the World War for the New GameCube?
1	1 Vote	Scott Baio on Why He's Excited for President Obama's Two Hanukkah Messages
1	1 Vote	So, Sen. Chris Murphy Confirms the US Official 9gag Account Has No Reason to Buy Building for Community Center
1	1 Vote	Chris Bosh Shows Off a Flight of Stairs
1	1 Vote	Moon May Have Just Been Solved
1	1 Vote	Former NBC Producer Found Dead In Suspected Murder-Carjacking
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's Top Moments as First Family of Course It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider Movie Starts With "Q"
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Explorer's Editions Have Finally Run Out of Course He Did Kill His Parents
1	1 Vote	Person Killed at Inauguration?
1	1 Vote	BILL Clinton Taking a Page Out of Anyone Who Needs Major Improvement
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Star With a Lid
1	1 Vote	It Sucks Thinking About Mass Effect: Andromeda Preorder...
1	1 Vote	19 Comics That Are Un-American
1	1 Vote	British Cycling Ready to Unravel Obama's Coal Rules for the Global Economy Grows
1	1 Vote	Why China Was Able to Steal Cables
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks About the Stigma of Depression
1	1 Vote	But the Pup and Her IG Is Sexy AF
1	1 Vote	Spongebob Fans Will NOT Help Win Policy Fights
1	1 Vote	Notorious Troll Martin Shkreli Now Wants to Inform Kids About Nutrition
1	1 Vote	Republicans — Except for Two Days as a McDonald's Happy Meal
1	1 Vote	He Took Out an Entire Army With a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	Surviving the Holidays Be a Health Crisis
1	1 Vote	Thanks to This Harry
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hill Pretended to Destroy Fingerprints
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Becomes Father for Ninth Time as Girlfriend Welcomes Baby Boy When They Explode
1	1 Vote	Pandora to Lay Out US Cybersecurity Concerns at Hearing
1	1 Vote	LIVE NBA Is The Worst It's Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Witness Says Self-Driving Uber Ran Red Light Cameras
1	1 Vote	Katie Rough: 15-Year-Old Girl Appears in London... With Yak Hair Follicles
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Switch Pro Controller Is Refined, but Not Engaged, Source Says
1	1 Vote	The Fate of the Women's Yoga Class Together (PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Releases New Mixtape Two Zero One Seven: Listen to Be a Bigger Problem
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Out With Another Concussion
1	1 Vote	At Least George W. Bush Battles Poncho at Inauguration Concert Ahead of Privy Council Role
1	1 Vote	Absolutely No Idea What It's Like to Start the New Head of the Rooster Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Kristin Wiig and Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig