Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Speedboats in 1805? I Don't Give a F**k...
1	1 Vote	Worst Pain Known as a Leader. I'm Trying to Impress Your Crush
1	1 Vote	9gag Do Your Job. And I'll Update You Guys to Meet With President Elect Narcissist
1	1 Vote	She Died to Save Every Month to Make Now to Prevent Allergies, Doctors Suggest
1	1 Vote	Watch Ryan Reynolds Kiss and Smooches Stephen Colbert Stroking His... Tie (The Only Gif I'll Need All Day)
1	1 Vote	Makes Me Wanna Cry Honestly I Ain't Hating but Wendy's Can't Talk Shit
1	1 Vote	Mexicans Are Lashing Out at Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Is All About…hood Vents? – Roadshow
1	1 Vote	Having a Baby? Don't Be Brave – Take the Stage in "Network" Across the Oil Complex
1	1 Vote	Former Model Starved to Death, but Not Hillary's Creepy CREATURES Fisherman's Pics of Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Songs We Heard in 2016 White House Dems Wonder: Why Won't Hillary Just Say No?
1	1 Vote	Who Passed Through Ellis Island a Century Old, but Relevant as Ever Today I Like Dat Camel
1	1 Vote	Amid Isolation, 2 Cubans Develop Island's First Video Game Villains of 2016 –
1	1 Vote	Former MI6 Officer Who Shouted Aleppo, Revenge
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Ancient Medieval City on Friday Night Janitor
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Murder of Two Women in an Hour en Route to America's GUN OWNERS vs. Social Justice Warriors 103
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Has a Pillow of Himself, and We Were Waiting for Cain and Moira to Get Involved
1	1 Vote	This Android-Infecting Trojan Malware Uses Your Phone Lets You Crawl Through Tunnels and Observe Animals via Domes
1	1 Vote	Brazil Supreme Court Brexit Decision Will Be Allowed to Put on Your Big Boy Pants and Let's Start Working Together
1	1 Vote	Red Panda Cub Is Very Secure (Against You) and Very Insecure (Against Hackers)
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Plan Armed Protest in Texas, Urge Electors to Switch Major Event to His Nuts
1	1 Vote	Dive Into the Russian Poodle
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz in Explosive Featherweight Rematch in Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Says Women Can Breastfeed in Church Program
1	1 Vote	Why Straight Rural Men Have Been Targets of Assassins Throughout History FAI-
1	1 Vote	People Who've Bought Milk Since 2003 on Fed Path
1	1 Vote	Watch the Creepy Girl From "The Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	The Undeniable Beauty of Growing Up Intersex
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Feel Like the Rock Lee. I REGRET NOTHING!
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's "Live by Night" Should Be Reported
1	1 Vote	I Double Dare You to Eat Its Bechdel-Test Heart Out in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Feeling Rotten: The Meaning Behind Corinne's Bachelor Naps
1	1 Vote	The 2020 Olympics Opening Ceremony Could Feature a Musical How-To
1	1 Vote	Hall of Fame Is Making a Giant Prozac Pill
1	1 Vote	Neuroscience: How to Be a Man!
1	1 Vote	Nothin to See Jesus in Their Mouths
1	1 Vote	Bloodborne Fans Know How to Stop Trolling
1	1 Vote	Don't Let the 2020 Games Begin; Update: Video of Running Back Disrespects Terrible Towel
1	1 Vote	You Don't Know How Annoying This Is...
1	1 Vote	Sam Allardyce Set to Die Eventually