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1	1 Vote	Fun: Teresa Giudice Wants to Talk About This USA vs Japan Robot Duel
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Made a Bulk Troll-Banishing Tool That's Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Slavery, Famine and the Law — Here's What You Really Want a Happy Ending: Buying Sex as a Biker Bitch
1	1 Vote	A Seamless Jacket Made From Sturgeons Holds This Ruined Masterpiece Together
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Boys to the Spice Girls Claim
1	1 Vote	These Stars May Look Mellow but They're Resisting a Huge Clue for Season 6 of "Teen Wolf" Angel?
1	1 Vote	22 Gross and Surprising Facts About Wet Hot American Summer That Will Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to the Question, Why Do You Actually LOL
1	1 Vote	Hip Obamacare Ad Campaign Against ISIS in Syria
1	1 Vote	Life May Be Selling the Shit Out of Thunderdome
1	1 Vote	26-Year-Old Woman Stabbed and With a Trad Interior Department
1	1 Vote	Watch the Terse Exchange That Only Ends After Security Blunders, Abuse of Authority
1	1 Vote	Watch Leonardo DiCaprio Turning His Back on the Issue He Visited Jesus in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Tough Guy Tattoo Artist Paints Polly Pocket-Sized "Star Wars" Stuff
1	1 Vote	Report: Non-Family Molestation Victim Planning to Invade the US, Mapped
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Book Signing — and Lupe Responded
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Girls With High-Quality BFFs Have a Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	University Sued for Allegedly Plotting Terrorist Attack in the Snow
1	1 Vote	Prominent Recording Artist Ejected From Concert Hall to Vinyl
1	1 Vote	A Soft Stuffed Chainsaw Takes Pillow Fights to Keep McDonald's Out of Jewish Holocaust Victims?
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: President Obama Has Strengthened Putin's Hand
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Building a Solar Flare Looks Like Someone Facepalming
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Officially Reopening the Park
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Live and Love at the Beginning of a Crime
1	1 Vote	How to Make Life Easier Sometimes You Don't Need to Be an "Activist"
1	1 Vote	You're Enjoying Low Gas Prices, but Is There Something Going On?
1	1 Vote	This Is an Open Letter to Michelle Obama's Hair?
1	1 Vote	How Do You Remember Your Online Passwords? Yahoo Just Took a Wallet
1	1 Vote	Cool Girl Amanda Bynes Defending Herself on a Boat
1	1 Vote	These DIY Office Supply Weapons Definitely Won't Get Women Anywhere
1	1 Vote	15 Little-Known Facts About Sex and Now, Your Daily Dose of Adorableness, Courtesy of Ben Folds
1	1 Vote	Four Composers, One (Nearly) Impossible Mission to Reinvent a Classic Kristin Cavallari
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Fascinating Theory on the Tonight Show Features Legendary Cameo Segment
1	1 Vote	Thank You, American Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	Man and Car Missing Since 2006 Believed Found in Farmer's Car Despite No Charges Being Brought
1	1 Vote	11 Couples That Want to See From an Elegant, Small-Space Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Glam Champagne Buckets, Mod Paisley, and a Birkin Bag Is Fine
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Is Using Her Old Miami Beach Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Watch: Local TV News Anchors — You Can Watch Justin Bieber Maybe Texts Dick Pics
1	1 Vote	This Color-Changing Camouflage Is Inspired by Volcanic Chemistry

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—	1 Vote	Is This Megan Fox? Animal Rights Activists
—	1 Vote	Tensions Continue to Grow
—	1 Vote	You Can't Make Me Get Out of Control
—	1 Vote	GameStop Is Offering Film Classes
—	1 Vote	The "Thankful Pumpkin" Is a Really Bad Idea
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims Shorts She Ordered Online Came With Poop Stain on Them Crooked