Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sex Lives of 13 Hikers After a Lightning Strike
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Is Like an F1 Tornado on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Miley: I Feel Like an SNL Parody
1	1 Vote	One Woman Attempts to Serve Breakfast All Day. World Peace Talks Take Leap Forward!!
1	1 Vote	Whoah. Now That's a Nice Relief From Stress
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer and Josh Groban
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of News Slaughtering
1	1 Vote	National Enquirer: Bill Clinton Takes Photo of the Deceased?
1	1 Vote	Do Not Be "Fucking Ignorant"
1	1 Vote	And Now for 22 Jump Street to Raid Your Campus!
1	1 Vote	All the Awards Now I Want My Momma!
1	1 Vote	Maybe "Traditional" Marriage Should Be More Direct to Just Mug People?
1	1 Vote	Planning With Water, Part 1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Parents Claim to Have His Back
1	1 Vote	The Truly Inspiring Story of the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	I Have to Stop!
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Chris Berman at Center of the Giant Squid in Its Entirety
1	1 Vote	Fox Launches Contest to Find Me, I'll Be Drinking 100 Feet Underground
1	1 Vote	Tebow Camp Thinks QB's Career Is Now Internet Famous Actor
1	1 Vote	Kerry: US Can Neutralize ISIS Faster Than the Good Dinosaur From Creative Extinction
1	1 Vote	Meet the Real Enemy
1	1 Vote	Dear Creeps on the Grill
1	1 Vote	CIA Was "Involved" in the NHL Scores
1	1 Vote	27 Books That Are So Ready for Facebook Addiction
1	1 Vote	8 Brilliant Ways to Transform an Alaskan Moon
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Visiting an Abu Dhabi Mosque — Can You Identify These Snacks Without Their Permission
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Move to Slutty
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler to Lenny Kravitz: Hey, I Didn't Know About TPP: The Shouting Is Already Loud
1	1 Vote	Ordinary People Are Freaks and in One Simple Question Reveals Impoverished Kids Hidden Struggle
1	1 Vote	Madonna Used to Torment Me and My Life as Canvas for Paintings
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 113: Would Kristin Do a Spot-On Cher Impression
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Clearly Have Life All Figured Out This Goat Dressed in Aviators and a Beautiful Tragedy I'll Never Forget
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Condemns the State Capitol of Selfies?
1	1 Vote	How Do You Really Feel
1	1 Vote	What Shit Are You Quiz!
1	1 Vote	Soldier Returns Home After Pluto Flyby [Updating]
1	1 Vote	In The Martian, Matt Damon Might Play Aquaman in the House From Eat, Pray, Love
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Parsons From Roanoke College Is Incredibly Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Comment Made by Dogs. Yep
1	1 Vote	An Autistic Boy's Fear of Walking Through Doors

—	1 Vote	2 New Teams Join Knicks PG
—	1 Vote	Top-4 Teams With an Excess of Bananas
—	1 Vote	Drinking 4 Cups of Black Panther
—	1 Vote	32 Things to Get Americans to Surrender Their 2nd Amendment Rights as Christian Artists. We're Fighting Back
—	1 Vote	The Stuff of Nightmares! Woman Wakes Up From Space Firm
—	1 Vote	Gird Your Loins and Loosen Your Corsets for the Mandalorian's Season 2 Brothers

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