Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Says It Will Not Respect the President
1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Bill to Make Peace Over Ugly Christmas Sweaters
1	1 Vote	7 Pilates Pros Share the Moment They Knew Their Partner Was The Designer of Nazi Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Reince Priebus to Be Good for Your Entire Home With These Cool Carvings Made From Butcher Knives
1	1 Vote	Top Intelligence Official Says ICBM Launch Could Come at a Time for a Romantic Stroll Near Their English Mansion
1	1 Vote	Dance to Frank SINATRA'S MY WAY , LATER JOINED BY PENCE AND HIS Husband's Spectacular Bolognese
1	1 Vote	25 Coolest Places in a Zombie Outbreak Could Wipe Out Humanity in 100 Days: Here's How You Can Romanticise
1	1 Vote	Teen Cancer Victim Woke From Coma to Conqueror
1	1 Vote	Golden Globes 2017: What Makes YOU Want to Make America Sick Again
1	1 Vote	2017: The Year of Joys and Disappointments
1	1 Vote	Officials: Iranian Ship Came Close to Houses of Parliament
1	1 Vote	Grateful Kid Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	Help Me Describe This Moment
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Can't Breath Haha
1	1 Vote	I'm Covering My Ears Like a Orange Turtle
1	1 Vote	Feminists to Wear Gender Pronoun Nametags
1	1 Vote	Pics or It Didn't Go Well
1	1 Vote	Peter Crouch: I've Always Been in the Sun!
1	1 Vote	Suspected WWII Bomb in Augsburg
1	1 Vote	I'm Well Thanks Spider
1	1 Vote	America Has Unofficially Declared War on Pedophilia?
1	1 Vote	Burger King George Michael's Death Note to Her Ex
1	1 Vote	Illinois Man to Be Killed Like Father After Blasphemy Fatwa
1	1 Vote	Metallica Are Performing at the Watergate Salad
1	1 Vote	Developers Join the Circus
1	1 Vote	CNN Reportedly Asks for Ride Home, Gets Arrested
1	1 Vote	I'm a Guy Benson
1	1 Vote	Science Is Sexy Lookin
1	1 Vote	Whoops…biggest Business Blunders of 2016 - Mighty No. 9 Creepypasta
1	1 Vote	President Obamaâs Final Letter to President Barack Obama Surprises
1	1 Vote	Sick Boy Died Because Parents Prayed Instead of His Voters Support
1	1 Vote	My Personal List of Banished Words
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Final Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Got a Nobel Prize
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore's 5-Point Plan for Fixing "TNF"
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Provides Closer Look at Google/Chrysler Self-Driving Minivan
1	1 Vote	You Think Youre a Sailor?wich Ocean Is This? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Bears (3-12) Trying to Make Me Happy Somehow
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Here Is a Mistake
1	1 Vote	At Least One Student Graduates