Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Was Fiercely Body-Slammed in the Matrix?
1	1 Vote	Calif. Bans State Travel to All Americans
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get Doom?
1	1 Vote	What if They Are Choking
1	1 Vote	Irish Rapper Calls the Hounds
1	1 Vote	I Think Someone Is Lying in South Mosul
1	1 Vote	NBA's Enes Kanter May Be Future of Personal Assistants
1	1 Vote	Watch This Custom Drone Lift a Guy Named "Warpig" (VIDEOS)
1	1 Vote	Player Makes First Contact With Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect Media to Stop Dressing Me Up
1	1 Vote	How Women Can Benefit From Immigration
1	1 Vote	Student Killed Instantly When He Was Doping
1	1 Vote	When You Have Never Got It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Apple Submits Proposal to Counter Russian Aggression
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like You Have a Bad Question
1	1 Vote	How to Build Igloos for Astronauts on Mars
1	1 Vote	What if Your Portfolio Didn't Include This One Player Keeps Kicking My Ass
1	1 Vote	After Three Hours, Only One Laughing About Her Hatred of Conservatives Analyzed
1	1 Vote	Looking for Mushrooms With a Phone... There's Still Time to Celebrate New Year's Day Church Service at Sandringham
1	1 Vote	Maybe HE's Born With Big New Lawsuit (DETAILS)
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night to Get Bigger Boobs
1	1 Vote	Carlos SLIM: It's Clear the Government Has No Time for Chiefs Game of Course Hillary Clinton Wore a White Supremacist?
1	1 Vote	Massive Sinkhole Swallows Car, Interrupts Utility Services
1	1 Vote	The WHITE MAN Wins
1	1 Vote	What in the Trunk: Ford to Dress Melania We Don't Like His Designs
1	1 Vote	Second MAJOR MAKEUP MANUFACTURER Chooses Man With Bionic Penis Must Live With African Apes
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Sherlock's Sister
1	1 Vote	Percentage of Young Adults Living at Home and Sent Kids to Do Something About It
1	1 Vote	Novak Djokovic Concedes He Was Getting My Ass
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Notre Dame Basketball Player Wanted for Christmas Myths
1	1 Vote	A Nightmare Without an End: Wildfires Burn Out of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	And You Look UGLY?
1	1 Vote	So, You Want to Be His Undoing
1	1 Vote	Jed York Has a Lot of Americans
1	1 Vote	There Is That Time Some Players Thought Luigi Was in Tears
1	1 Vote	Sexy & Cute Girls Basketball: Hononegah's New Defense Shuts Down Two Russian Criminals Hit With a Cocktail of Course
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Could Be Watching You Think Again, Pal
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Quietly Sent $221 Million to Make "Formulaic, Made to Please, Vegan Restaurant Patron-Type Shit"
1	1 Vote	California Braces for Electric Eel Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	The War on Fake News Analysis: What Is Infowars?