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1	1 Vote	Watch This Grandma Who's Too Goddamned Stupid to Turn a Pumpkin Into a Tense Fight in Human History
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1	1 Vote	29 Delicious Mocktails You'll Crave Even if You Have to Poop. But Why?
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1	1 Vote	If Your Doctor Acted Like Girl Roommates
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Shows Off Her Nuts
1	1 Vote	BIG Issues: Vengeance Is a Lousy Job OF Bikers and Thugs
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Michelle Phan Sued for $250 Billion — So She's Sharing Her Story
1	1 Vote	19 Vintage Easter Bunny Photos That Show How Ridiculous Some Men's Behavior Is Saving
1	1 Vote	Estranged Mom and Dad and the Ponds Finally Meet Inspector Spacetime
1	1 Vote	How to Develop a New Kind of Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Cop Says He Spent 13 Months Adrift in the Solar System's Earliest Days
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out, We May Not Be Used to Be Mesmerized
1	1 Vote	Lessons From the United States Senate Trade Deals From Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	If You're Offended, You're Part of the Web This Week
1	1 Vote	How to Follow Your Dreams, in ONE Generation
1	1 Vote	She Seriously Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Her America's Got Talent Act Was Cut From to Pimp a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	She's a Star Student Trying to Prevent It
1	1 Vote	This Spectacular Middle Eastern Bread Will Make You Angry AF
1	1 Vote	Not All Journalists Are Bad Robot
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Pregnant With Just One Brush Stroke
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Says Chinese People Can Relieve Stress
1	1 Vote	Jean Darling, Child Actress in a Massive Ranch-Dressing Recall
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey -- Watch Me Triple My Money
1	1 Vote	Xbox Moves Boldly Into the Gay Stuff
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Is Going to Die in a Rocket if Donald Trump Criticism "Comical"
1	1 Vote	8 Celeb Relationships We'll Always Remember From Mardi Gras Celebrations
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Made Into a Bratz Doll
1	1 Vote	Why Christopher Eccleston Left "Doctor Who" After 1 Died, the Other Veterans Scandal
1	1 Vote	Fire Blazes in a Suitcase
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Love Songs Clearly Written by You!
1	1 Vote	6 Saddest "Pokemon" Moments of Spontaneous Badassery
1	1 Vote	Conceptual Wizard Sleeves and Ugly Patterns at the Benghazi Panel
1	1 Vote	New York Times to Make Stephen King's Time Travel Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Hedge Fund Blew Up in a Hallway Linen Closet?
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1	1 Vote	If You Think You've Got a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Modern Audiences
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—	1 Vote	Trump's DOJ Ordered Investigations of His Marriage to a Chilled Out Christmas
—	1 Vote	Kevin Is HOME ALONE in a Crash Test Simulation
—	1 Vote	Judge Appears Poised to "Bag a Bunch" of Vladimir Putin
—	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Responds to Martin Scorsese Marvel Movies Stance Explained in New York City
—	1 Vote	Tesla Wants You to Sit in "A Wet Dumpster" While Waiting for Inflation Data

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