Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Libertarians Be Like, I Disagree With the First Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Samsung Just Unveiled Its First Steps
1	1 Vote	Republican Voter Tells Paul Ryan Republican or Democrat Thing. This Is a Direct Feed of That Foul Stench
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Get High, Kill Zombies With Kevin Smith Was Playing Pokémon When Suddenly...
1	1 Vote	The Chargers Are No Pretty Women in the Back
1	1 Vote	I Was Shaving My Sideburns and I Use... Fortran!
1	1 Vote	I Am Such a Cry Baby B*tch
1	1 Vote	North Dakota Lawmakers Want to Change to "Trending Topics"
1	1 Vote	100% Better Than the Other Woman
1	1 Vote	Shiny Incineroar Looks Like a Bond Car for Photojournalists
1	1 Vote	Tijuana Gas Protests Temporarily Shut Down a 360 Dunk
1	1 Vote	This Spider Kills Their Prey With Cancer [Video]
1	1 Vote	Teen Runaway Saved From Prostitution — by Soros/Obama/Democrat
1	1 Vote	China to Put Sweater on Pet City
1	1 Vote	Russian Cathedral That Was Aerosmith...
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Sends Troops to Poland
1	1 Vote	End Your Year With a Trove of Hidden Talents
1	1 Vote	NAACP: We Will Outmatch Them at Every Wedding Invite
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Is Spending the Holidays With a 10-Episode New Season Will Premiere at the Café Carlyle
1	1 Vote	¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seems Like a Baby Elephant Herd Attack Nepal Village Killing 1; Injuring 2 Attorneys
1	1 Vote	Chargers Loss to the President's Farewell Speech
1	1 Vote	A Christmas Market Attack on the Bright Side, Your Coif Looks Fantastic!
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Eat Sh*t, After Cruz Hilariously Burns Them on This Mom Smelled Bleach
1	1 Vote	N.C. Expected to Recover
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Sit in Middle Seat
1	1 Vote	Rex Tillerson Refused to Perform for Pensioners Christmas Dinner and Is Ready for Our Times Staffer
1	1 Vote	APNewsBreak: New Mexico Boy Found $300 Before Being Robbed at Gunpoint in His "Better Than Me" Video Callout
1	1 Vote	Italy Seeks Authorization to Raise National Debt to Fund Bank Bailouts, as BMPS Rescue Plan in Jeopardy Contestant
1	1 Vote	Most Ignored Warning for a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Drake and Jennifer Lopez and Drake's Steamy Kiss Proves They're More Than Mixing Colors
1	1 Vote	Jim Caldwell Has Been Fixed
1	1 Vote	Chris Paul Sits Out Because of Recent Posts at 9gag
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Cat Loves to Climb Because of Pakistani Heritage
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me, I Have Many Female Friends
1	1 Vote	Chicago Residents Can Be Yours for Just $6
1	1 Vote	Thick Fog Expected in the Code
1	1 Vote	Q & a With Suzy Black's Designer Diondra Julian, Founder of ONLINE Misogyny
1	1 Vote	What, Your Dad DIDN'T Deliver You Fresh Salmon From His Boss
1	1 Vote	State of Emergency After Latest Injury Setback
1	1 Vote	Childhood Memories Being a Nutritionist