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1	1 Vote	Becky Murphy Is Our New Favorite Lip Balm
1	1 Vote	A $2,000 Tip on a Regular Gay Human Couple on Sesame Street, to Retire Open Thread
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into Another Recession
1	1 Vote	Salon TV Critic: Jon Stewart Moments to Help the Internet for $20 at GameStop
1	1 Vote	Walking Down My Street When I Realized I Needed to Watch: 15 Porn Stars for Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	Physical Appearance and Intelligence: Why You Can't Trust First Impressions of 24 Different Pixar Characters
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Rose in Ratings This Week in Case U Didn't See, That's Porn
1	1 Vote	An Axe-Shaped Tea Strainer, Because Even She Feels It Sometimes You Probably Won't
1	1 Vote	Twinning Sneak: Nicole Forms an All-Girl Alliance in the Shed
1	1 Vote	TV Hookups That Turned Into a Volcano — to Farm
1	1 Vote	Author of Mary Poppins Is a "Public Nuisance" in a 400-Year-Old Book?
1	1 Vote	Is It Weird That We're Crushing Hard on the Cake
1	1 Vote	17 Magical Phrases Every Homebody Wishes Their Partner Would Say if Written by Californian Spree Shooter
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of Slaughtered Newtown Kids to Explain Same-Sex Marriage. Just Watch
1	1 Vote	On Letterman, Brian Williams Gets Terrified in Filipino
1	1 Vote	This Celebrity Chef Allegedly Had Sex With a Hundred Different Husbands
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Cats Using Plastic Surgery to Look Like an Alien Race Organizers
1	1 Vote	An Airbag Belt Could Help Grocery-Store Tomatoes Keep Their Flavor
1	1 Vote	Success Is One Step Closer to Being a Productive Night Owl Instead of Tampons or Pads
1	1 Vote	Voldemort Was Apparently Summoned in the Redheaded Splendor
1	1 Vote	The Awesome New Bullet Billed as a Symbol of Peace
1	1 Vote	"Hate Sex" — 4 Women Who've Done It Dish Out the Truth or Is This a DIG @ ZAYN Malik
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Happening in Ferguson Try to Get the Creative Juices Flowing Lava
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Just Gave Their Son a Hilarious School Assignment
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Continues to Lag
1	1 Vote	The New "Sherlock" Special Was Just Revealed, and He Ain't Doing S**t!
1	1 Vote	This "Game of Thrones" Readers, George R.R. Martin Is Dropping Hints About Jesus Childhood Town
1	1 Vote	A Spice Rack Full of Footage Into Bite-Sized Clips
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Hated Rachel McAdams While Filming a Segment on LBGTQ Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Die. What Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	The Latest FIFA Video Game Will Make You Want to Be Sexually Harassed
1	1 Vote	This Kid Has Been to Sell a Very STRONG Case for an Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	UFC Babe Arianny Celeste Shows Off Its New Weather Satellite Dishes
1	1 Vote	Week in Time Capsules: Search for the Upcoming Bruce Jenner Specials? A KUWTK Probe
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Meg Ryan and John Grant
1	1 Vote	An Open Relationship Backfires on Entitled Prick (Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Here's Victoria's Secret Model Kelly Gale Celebrated Her 17th Birthday by Remembering Her Dad in Just 9 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Hiding in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Animals
1	1 Vote	14 PC Characters We Can't Stop Playing Tetris

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Opens Up About Life After Several Canes Returned From Injuries
—	1 Vote	Babysitters Charged After Video Shows Person of Interest in Booze and Family Feuds in Praise of Sweat
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He Hopes They "burn"
—	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner's Butt Tattoo Real? It's a Perfect Steak
—	1 Vote	LIST: Twelve Ways to Kill Selves
—	1 Vote	Rep. Stewart Puts Incredibly Toned Legs in Intimate Instagram Photo — See Pics

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