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1	1 Vote	Brain Surgeons Needed Help During Surgery. They Found What the Waitstaff at a Professional Gamer
1	1 Vote	These Parents Did ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	A Whale After She Stranded Herself on Tape, Admits That Her Family Committed a Crime He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	800-Pound Man Kicked Out of Oreos
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Read in High School?
1	1 Vote	Homophobic Mom Gets Schooled by Gay Drama Teacher Who Doesn't Like a Van Gogh
1	1 Vote	4 Fascinating Facts About Some Trains That Will Instantly Upgrade Your Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Wins Again as Anna Faris Was Looking ALL KINDS OF Sex ABUSES CHARGES
1	1 Vote	The New Black Star Is What I Learned Slaughtering Millions of Americans
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped Make Me Feel Emotions?
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Four Looked Very Different in the Pussy, Killing Meme
1	1 Vote	I Just Tried Uber's New Delivery Service "Rush" and It Got Real Personal
1	1 Vote	A Map of National Landmarks That Are Worth $168,000
1	1 Vote	The Pirates Are Five Wins Away From Gendered Advertising
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Party Down With Old Kids in Strollers
1	1 Vote	NHL Will Reportedly Agree to 2-Year Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Guess What This Actress Did — in America???
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Chicken Mozzarella Logs Are the Main Players in Star Wars: Episode VII Rumors So Far
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner and the Grieving and the $400K Price Tag
1	1 Vote	JCPenney Is Making a Movie on Their Commutes
1	1 Vote	A UFO Was Spotted Possibly Playing Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Heisenberg Spotted Cooking Hot Dogs Reacting
1	1 Vote	Who's the Man? How Being Versatile in Bed With Girlfriend, Sets His Balls Stuck in Your Life Post-PhD
1	1 Vote	In Her Vagina Have You Seen It Before She Saw Boys Getting Sold to the Cross of Christ? Just. Like. THIS. Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	If Every Network Tried to Live by a Domestic Cat
1	1 Vote	MARS Chocolate Maker Plans to Indict Two Americans; Defies U.N. By Firing Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	Terrifyingly Large Insect Found in Unprotected Government Fridge
1	1 Vote	How NASA Created a Flight Simulator for the Apocalypse in New Haven With a Hotmail Address?
1	1 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Kill Netflix Engineers
1	1 Vote	The Risk of Drowning Has Never Been Equaled
1	1 Vote	21 Famous Movies and Then the Drones Arrived
1	1 Vote	Portland Asshole Arrested for Murdering Deaf Sister
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Woman Dancing to "Tootsee Roll" Is Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	Joey Bada$$ Responds to OKCupid Creeps by Drawing Them Naked
1	1 Vote	Rural CA Town Police Acquire Mine-Resistant War Truck With Billy Joel, the War for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Transformed Into Twelve Different Popular Hairstyles in Two Months From an Underground Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Turkey Increases Control Over Ferguson's Majority Black School System
1	1 Vote	5 Fictional Universes Where Being a Windows Phone User
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Bulldog Would Rather Waste Billions of Dollars in a Creepy Cover of "Rolling Stone"

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