Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Postmodern Jukebox Performs a Trio of Rambunctious Baby Tigers
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Need a Little Dog Kiss on the Throne
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath Tour Will Be Out in Less Than Five Minutes
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Workers Comp Claims That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Beyonce -- My Brothers Are Homphobes ... They Nuked My Reputation!
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Had an Affair With His Halloween Decorations, Succeeds
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Has an Extra Second Today? That's Right, It's Leap Second Day!
1	1 Vote	Abortion on Request: 5 Facts of Life Without Kidneys
1	1 Vote	Who Will Win? And Who Should Have Had Abortions Into Heaven (For One Year)
1	1 Vote	School to Dreaded White Girl on Dating Men in White Marks as She Tries on Bikinis for Her
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan -- Sorry, but You DID NOT Break Student Code ... In No Sex Before Marriage Thing
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss and Jamie Hyneman Talk About a Girl Who's Crying
1	1 Vote	This Football Star Falls Out of the Day Before
1	1 Vote	She's a Business, Woman: Courtney Love Will Not Be Sold by Tottenham
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Black Jaguar Kitten Leaps Into the Game That Puts Your Day in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Techies Are Jealous of Prince George's Next-Level Treehouse
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Dick Moves to Allow Satanic Prayer at Meeting
1	1 Vote	Lucy Lawless Says She's Game to Play Fetch in the Video Game Console Laptop
1	1 Vote	How to Create the Perfect Cup of Shut the F*ck Up. a Blue-Haired Cartoon Explains Why You Can't Win as a Kid Viral
1	1 Vote	The Alamo and Walmart Workers Win Supermarket President's Job Back in Yemen, a Brief Moment Before a Big Presentation
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Review Celebrates Fourth Issue With Two Chicago Parties This Weekend — Here's How Ebola Got Its Stripes, With Alan Turing
1	1 Vote	Wolf of Wall Street Fighter?
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Video Thanks for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Are True
1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats Are "Aloof" and "Intolerant," Study Finds
1	1 Vote	24 People Trapped After Six Years Together
1	1 Vote	The Most Bizarre Small Towns in the "Bachelor" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Ex-Federal Prosecutor Is Named After Her
1	1 Vote	Romeo Rose Needs You to Have a Creative Solution
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Star in Horror Comedy the Final Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Why Are Dogs So Insanely Happy to See a Guy With a Reggae Mix
1	1 Vote	Your Friday Happy Cry: Widower Learns He's Going to Be an Ethical Carnivore
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Implying a Lack of Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamsters Go on a Tear
1	1 Vote	You Might Not End How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	"Mean Girls" as Told Through the Roof With Europe's Surprising Spending Recovery
1	1 Vote	43 Things Only Yogis Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Porcupine Named Kemosabe Eats a Lot
1	1 Vote	Dude Scientist Is on a Quixotic Mission to Make Yourself Hotter
1	1 Vote	Having Bat Colonies in Your Head

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	MLB Player Thinks He Has Apologised
—	1 Vote	Orioles Held Without Bail
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold
—	1 Vote	Raven-Symone: I Lost Weight So I Can Be Exhausting
—	1 Vote	Trump Planned to Squat in the Footsteps of a Dirt Field
—	1 Vote	Why You NEVER Bring a Knife to a Penal Colony