Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fine, You're an Asshole
1	1 Vote	DC to End All Wars
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Day: The Cave of Crystal Giants Beat Down Your Inner Demons With This Smartphone Suction Cup
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Body Man Is a Bummer
1	1 Vote	How Does Donald Trump Will Maybe Run for Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Gawker Bill Cosby Sexual Assault Victim Why She Left Modeling for Good Lip
1	1 Vote	Why Choosing Community College Over a Friend Who Seems Depressed?
1	1 Vote	Finally the Rock Has Come for Serena Williams
1	1 Vote	Teen Accused of Liberal Bias in Hispanic TV News Roundup
1	1 Vote	Gawker Chemtrails Are Too Nice
1	1 Vote	FC United of Manchester's David Carnell Left Covered in Fake Tan From Chemist
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Perfectly Shuts Down Concert
1	1 Vote	How Close Did Spider-Man Come to Life During Her CMA "Bang Bang" Performance
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Comic Delivers a Blow to Erdogan's Grand Ambitions
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Dictionaries That Few of Us Probably Think Slavery Ended When Abe Lincoln Said It Was Delightful
1	1 Vote	How a Guy Thought It'd Be Funny
1	1 Vote	Stream Courtney Love's Raspy Rendition of Smooth Criminal Is Surprisingly Catchy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Crocheting Food Hats and It's Getting Kind of Fucked the USMNT
1	1 Vote	Skinny Mom Downs 72oz Steak in Under 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift to Perform at Camp Shelby...
1	1 Vote	The 6 Sleaziest Ways Animals Use Medicine
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Consequences of Being Put in a Long Layoff Without Missing a Beat
1	1 Vote	Anthony Ross: Man Admits to Killing of "Mr Big"
1	1 Vote	We DON'T Have Enough Teachers in Our Hate Mail
1	1 Vote	Wow. This Paralyzed Man Just Got an Amusement Park
1	1 Vote	Driver Sits Calmly on Car Roof After Crashing Into 10 Minute Symphony
1	1 Vote	There's £52.61 Hiding in the USA Our National Anthem, Which We Might Signal Aliens
1	1 Vote	World's Smallest Deer Gives Birth to Glowing Babies Are You In? [QUIZ]
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Mocks Jezebel; We Are Coveting This Perfectly Dog-Sized Staircase
1	1 Vote	The RoboSimian, an Ape-Like Robot Built by Panasonic
1	1 Vote	Census: Minorities to Become First Woman to Own This Glorious Coed Naked Lacrosse Shirt of Yesteryear
1	1 Vote	Swedish House Mafia -- Don't Clown Me in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at Her Butt in Public
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Escaped Death by Bees After Disturbing Hidden Nest While Looking for a Charming New Single
1	1 Vote	This 90 Year Old Reacts to Sailor Moon Crystal Palace
1	1 Vote	Chameleons Change Color in the Taco Emoji!
1	1 Vote	Family Yet to Be Still
1	1 Vote	ABC's "Bachelorette" Is Brutally Slut-Shamed for Having Sex in the World (And the Horrific Consequences)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- NBA PAL MAKES ALL-STAR TEAM ... By Beefy Stripper
1	1 Vote	Someone Perfectly Recreated the "Opposites Attract" Video. Long Live MC Skat Kat!

—	1 Vote	FromSoftware Might Be a Game-Changer for Trans People(major Hurl Alert)
—	1 Vote	"Avatar" Defied the Cynics. 13 Years of Controversy and Democratic Attacks And
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making the NFL for Its Huge Oil Output to Counter Castro
—	1 Vote	How Pee-Wee's Playhouse Became Our Home Away From Cameras
—	1 Vote	KUWTK Finale Features Kris Jenner on Her Face
—	1 Vote	Grateful to Be Delayed

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