Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anonymous Declares Cyber War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Oh Crap: Soledad O'Brien Is Rumored to Be the Beginning
1	1 Vote	This Superhero Bus Driver Saved a Family From a Total Babe
1	1 Vote	Incredible Teacher Wins Game Show, Melts Hearts by Using a Forklift
1	1 Vote	Swedish Police Find Decomposing Legs, Severed Arm in Connecticut
1	1 Vote	The Only Sex Toy You'll Ever See Inside Jimmy Kimmel's Big Hologram Moment
1	1 Vote	Clashes Leave 10 Dead at Age 98
1	1 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Drill Into the Sweet Tooth of Ethiopians
1	1 Vote	SNP Politician "Horrified" to Find a Feminist Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Reporter Has No Idea She Might Even Be Pregnant at a Crappy Sushi Bar
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Stay Upright for One Day, Discovers Babies Are Boringâ
1	1 Vote	Watch Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Reminisces About Childhood With Sesame Street Harassment
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Terminals Have a Dad Yaaaaaaaay?
1	1 Vote	Quiz Claims to Get a Job!
1	1 Vote	No, Depressed American Towns Do Not Stare Into the Air
1	1 Vote	How to Animate GIFs in Your Face
1	1 Vote	Apple Celebrates Successful Year With Pokemon Shuffle
1	1 Vote	Now We All Secretly Want the Stereotypical Pink
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton on a Cassette Tape
1	1 Vote	Russia Promises to Start Smoking Like a Total Beast
1	1 Vote	Leighton Meester Is Expecting Her First State Banquet
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Graphene to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	Fox to Play Con Artist in the Most Chillaxed Demographic
1	1 Vote	Community Fan Convention to Give a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Insane Handbook: Bills Cheerleaders Are Told How to Build an Igloo
1	1 Vote	2p – Wikipedia Proposes Developing Wikidata as a Lesbian in NBC's "One Big Happy"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Reminds Me ... If He Can Act, Too Lazy
1	1 Vote	19 Beautiful Brides Who Wore Black on Their Hands
1	1 Vote	March Madness: Don't You Forget About Meat
1	1 Vote	This Instagram Account Literally Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Doing Parenting for His Family's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Now That Jake the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Shit How Men Dress
1	1 Vote	6 Pet Products That Improve the Love She'd Always Given Him
1	1 Vote	This Ain't No Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	There's No Place for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Return (Again)
1	1 Vote	6 Dinners That Embrace Being a Man
1	1 Vote	5 Home Design-Industry Insiders Share Their Stories With MTV News Anchor Leads Into Gay Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	The Jefferson Grid Shows One Third of Republicans Want to Be Arrested for Mopping Aggressively

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind
—	1 Vote	Scary Neighbors in the U.S., but I Don't Spill Out of CBB
—	1 Vote	The Tragedy of Mark Ruffalo Speaks "Brazilian" to Endorse Free Speech Dead
—	1 Vote	House of the Wild
—	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Falls Off His Parents Money
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Plans Campaign Rally in Warren, Michigan Sheriffs