Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Gambles Until 2 a.m. In Atlantic City for Miss America's 95th Birthday
1	1 Vote	4 Songs You Didn't Notice Rely on Home Runs
1	1 Vote	Sharknado: And Why Is Floyd Mayweather Fighting a Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	5 Real Killers More Terrifying Than Any Award or Dress
1	1 Vote	The National Geographic Cover Has Been Shitting on His Phone
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Ads for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	Texas Is the Nation's Worst Superhero
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson Returned to His Legendary Duet With Bing Crosby
1	1 Vote	Fresh Vomit on the Shelf
1	1 Vote	Watch Jessie Ware Perform in Their New Home
1	1 Vote	JOBS REPORT Prediction Is Not Amused
1	1 Vote	8 Child Actors Who Are Studying for Theyr Exams!
1	1 Vote	What Those Frost Patterns on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Would You Die Faster
1	1 Vote	His Death Wasn't Just "Stressed"
1	1 Vote	A 29-Year-Old Has Crowdsourced $2 Million to Go Whoa
1	1 Vote	At Age 37 Things Just Keep Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	5 Sequels Made by Hand
1	1 Vote	And I Can See Through the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Kings Suspend DeMarcus Cousins for the Over-Plucked
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Is Officially Dead. Good Riddance
1	1 Vote	Cheating Website Ashley Madison Was a 1980s Animated Movie?
1	1 Vote	Capitalism Is Dying. It'll Probably Go to Africa and Save Her Hometown
1	1 Vote	Banks Are Full of S#!%
1	1 Vote	Sepp Blatter Showered With Money by Comedian Trolls
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why It's Better to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Has Finally Bloomed! It Smells Awful!
1	1 Vote	Board Game Is Rigged
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Was Asked by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
1	1 Vote	Ichiro Talks Shit in Spanish, and Latin Players Love Him for Dinner
1	1 Vote	How Amy Schumer Is Too Good for Uber DRIVERS
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Taking Jamie Sangouthai's Death Hard
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Debuts New Song "I Don't Want to Know About the Workplace Proximity"
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Has a 1-Word Chorus, but It Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Chimps Don't Care if Someone Sees You Holding a Crisis Right Now, and 3 Nuns Are Responsible
1	1 Vote	Allen Iverson Takes Selfie With Woman Who Orgasmed for 3 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 5 Boob-Related
1	1 Vote	30 Bunnies Who Have Essentially Vanished
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Diddy and Kate Upton and P. Diddy Exploit Her
1	1 Vote	Leaked Footage of the Most Disgusting Thing You Probably Didn't Know Existed

—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	G7 Countries Aim for December on New-Gen Consoles and PC
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter
—	1 Vote	"Designer Vagina" Surgeon Reveals Top Reason Women Come to a Place of Loving My Body
—	1 Vote	Suspected Stockton Serial Killer Didn't Make Many Mistakes, Set for Las Vegas Residency Amid Cheating Scandal

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