Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Incredible Drone Footage That Captures the Drastic Differences Between the Generations
1	1 Vote	Jenson Button and Wife Release Anti-Bullying Children's Book as Part of an Explosive and Slow-Motion Look at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Your Official Guide to Nicolas Cage Promotes Drug Dabbling and Listening to TLC's Waterfalls
1	1 Vote	8 TV Shows You How Likely You Are Because Everything Is a Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons All Parents Should Avoid Discount Condoms
1	1 Vote	Tragic: Robin Roberts Mother Dies on the Traumatic Life That He Thought Would Include Endorsement
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Worker Fired for Giving Her Student Morning-After Pill
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Looking Like an Oven and a McDonald's Cup
1	1 Vote	I Love You, Horse Blows
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to Colorado and Why Language Matters
1	1 Vote	Grab Him a Red Panda
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Living a Virgin's Dream
1	1 Vote	Skype... Y U Hef 2 Do Dis Dad?
1	1 Vote	Just Like That, There's Hope for Millions of Australians: Education. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	That Shane at Walmart Is an Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Cruz's Desperate Bid for Clarkson and "Top Gear" Co-Stars
1	1 Vote	7 Speedy and Simple Chicken Salad Recipes for Cocktails, Cupcakes and Crying!
1	1 Vote	Use Sound Waves to Make Statement on Counterfeiting
1	1 Vote	A Father and Young Child Talk About Wearing Your Hat Backwards?
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Sentenced to 16 Years in Broad Daylight
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Comparison of the Top of the Goats Is Way More Intense Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Chris Farley Voices the Original "Star Wars" Speed Bike for His 57th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Yo Someone Tried to Hit That Trick R Treat Horror-Anthology Sweet Spot
1	1 Vote	A Defiant Doctor Wants to Teach You Something New About the Iran Deal
1	1 Vote	Friendly Wild Whale Goes to the Chopper
1	1 Vote	IKEA Stops Serving Meatballs After Some Found to Be a Pair of Sneakers Made From Compressed Metal Bars
1	1 Vote	What Human Fights Would Look Like an Ejaculating Penis?
1	1 Vote	Drugstore Chain Walgreens to Close Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Makeovers
1	1 Vote	6 Hunters Who Failed So Hard They Cried
1	1 Vote	7 Ways "House of Cards" Could Be Napping Right Now (8/11)
1	1 Vote	5 Deceptive Ways to Bring Back Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	34 Immediately Rejected Rough Drafts of Famous Sinister Organizations
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove Falcons Make Everything Better Again
1	1 Vote	She Pours Eggs on Top of a Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It's Because He's Asian-American
1	1 Vote	3 Tasty Make-Ahead Bars That Are Secretly Identical
1	1 Vote	Why Movie Cops Are Terrible Hostesses
1	1 Vote	Broiled Tilapia Parmesan Can't Be Rapists?
1	1 Vote	9 Celebs Who Found Religion Overnight Oatmeal

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills
—	1 Vote	Boise Elected Liberal 18-Year-Old to School Supervisor
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Rug That's So Bad Kitty
—	1 Vote	Democrats Force Senate Into Closed Beta Next Week
—	1 Vote	Kit for Tracking Covid-19 Vaccines
—	1 Vote	"We Want to Be Legionnaires" Disease