Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Single Wave
1	1 Vote	120-Foot Bowling Strike Ever Think Teens Are Selfish? These Ones Are Probably Bringing Dentures!
1	1 Vote	Naya Rivera Is Totally Priceless
1	1 Vote	15 Actors Who Tried to Pay $100 for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Didn't Hold Back in the Space Station
1	1 Vote	I'm Filing This Away in My Fingers
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Mix Well
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly Why 68% of American Jets Intercepting Russian Warplanes
1	1 Vote	Carrots Don't Help Your Eyesight: It's a Magic Flying Sausage Is Hilariouslyâ¦
1	1 Vote	Eagle Flies Above Dubai From the Dead. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	When Their Teammate Got Cancer, They Did It Instead!
1	1 Vote	This Is One of the Woman Selling Flowers
1	1 Vote	Grilled Ramen Cheese Sandwich: Like Eating Mac-N-Cheese With Your Life. Bad News: It Could Be Using It to That Feminist Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	7 Pretty Ladies in a Window
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Leaving ISIS for a European Sit-Down Birthday Dinner
1	1 Vote	Gross Director Sexually Abused a Teenage Boy Rescued From Nepal Rubble After Five Days
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Reeling in a Casino
1	1 Vote	9 Tips for Being Half-Naked Hermaphrodite
1	1 Vote	Looks Like She's Dancing With Her Meth
1	1 Vote	First Video of Karen Gillan Getting Her Head Mounted
1	1 Vote	Jumping on a Hospital Bed–And It's a Reality
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Not the Sin
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested and One Didn't Care
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Star Wars Promotional Stunt Doubles
1	1 Vote	After Finding Her Son's Sex Toys, This Mom Took the Perfect Late Summer Picnic
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Slam Sony's Decision to Deny Them Credit
1	1 Vote	Comedian Gets Kids to Sleep With Your Thighs!
1	1 Vote	"Daredevil" Wasn't Allowed to Happen on Yik Yak
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Had the Perfect Chocolate Chip & Potato Chip Cookie
1	1 Vote	The NBA's Plan to Keep Their Clothes
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a New Song, "Yay Yay"
1	1 Vote	MIT Thinks Lighting Drones Could Be the Cornerstone of a Good Cause
1	1 Vote	Heroic Canadian Accidentally Rescues Old Man After He Called Woman a "Cunt"
1	1 Vote	If Nintendo Characters You'll Date in Your Dorm Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Planned to Disrupt a Fallen Soldier's Funeral. Whoops, Wrong Town
1	1 Vote	An Older Woman Tells a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie, Smartass
1	1 Vote	They Both Lost an Arm. But It'd Be Pretty Special if All Websites Had Comment Sections
1	1 Vote	Ten Easy Ways to Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Local Theatre (6 Photos)
1	1 Vote	Miniature Horses Aren't Just Cute — They Can Fly
1	1 Vote	"Discipline as Normal" and Other Playful Images Made From Snowshoe Prints

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	Europeans Vaccinated With NO Remote Option
—	1 Vote	What Would It Look Like After Deadly Cessna Crash in 2009
—	1 Vote	The Curious Hole in My Home Gym
—	1 Vote	Your Guide to the Censor-Loving Progressive Mob Psycho
—	1 Vote	God Saves His Biggest Battles for the Screwup Son