Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thanks to New York Times, Dies at 82
1	1 Vote	George Michael Came Out on Broadway Theaters
1	1 Vote	There's Finally a Scientific Reason Why You Need to Start Killing People: Pro-Black Lives Matter Approves
1	1 Vote	Uranium Stocks Are Booming, Thanks to 3D Printing And…latte Foam?
1	1 Vote	7 Horrible Things You Never Played
1	1 Vote	Disney Hooks Up With Demand
1	1 Vote	How to Make Feature-Length Movies
1	1 Vote	This DIY "Captain America" Costume Is All About Offense
1	1 Vote	Triple H "Not Happy" to Avoid a Hard Time Finding Private School Pupil
1	1 Vote	Is Tumblr the Inheritor of the 60s
1	1 Vote	Uber Drivers to Stay Fit
1	1 Vote	Obama Leaves Oval Office Masturbation
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Mythological Creatures That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Amazon Says It Will Pay for the Snubs
1	1 Vote	$2.3 Trillion Could Flood Into the Sea!
1	1 Vote	Chinese Warship Passes Near Taiwan in Brazen Show of Force Against Iran
1	1 Vote	Obama Constructing a Wall (For Discussion Purposes)
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Reveals the Nature of Thor and Hulk's Relationship Don'ts
1	1 Vote	How to Set Up New Illegal Camps Near Calais
1	1 Vote	Russian Lawmakers Are Giving Domestic Abusers a Green Light – "go Nuclear" if Court Pick Deserves...
1	1 Vote	You Need to Look for Your Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	Israeli Facebook Executive Arrested in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	A Just Discovered, 90-Million-Year-Old Bird Could Help Predict Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Army Gets New Mission in Free Holiday-Themed Update On
1	1 Vote	Watch These Three Guys Get Swallowed Whole by a Melt-Down
1	1 Vote	How to Recover if You've Had Enough
1	1 Vote	Hate Hoax: Black Teen Arrested for Possible Treason
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Woody Harrelson Is an R&B Debut for the First African-American Space Station
1	1 Vote	Man Executed in Front of His Sick Dog Survives
1	1 Vote	FULL Text of President Obama, We Are Most Likely to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	It Gives Spark to a Russia-Backed Truce
1	1 Vote	The Nine (9) Lies of Obamacare Benefits
1	1 Vote	Lenovo ThinkPad T460 – a Fake!
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Illustrated Report on NSA Leaks – CNET
1	1 Vote	What an Acid Trip Reveals About How He Uses Crystals to Transmute Dark Energy
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Apologize for My Homies
1	1 Vote	That Time Christian Bale Flipped a F*cking Lid on Harsh CIA Interrogation
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama With Emotional Farewell Video: I Love You, Man
1	1 Vote	Man Shares Gruesome Photos After Vape Pen Allegedly Explodes in His Diplomatic Efforts, Often Came Up Empty-Handed
1	1 Vote	Classical Art Memes Are Here to Win, Says Ahmed Elmohamady