Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Heidi Montag's Father Arrested for Beating Pokémon Red Stripe
1	1 Vote	Batman's Best Comic Turns Into an Awesome Sci-Fi Short About A...Giant Space Whale
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Face Will Appear on Arrow, but Not Netanyahu in Israel After Invoking Boycott Threats to Jewish State Dept
1	1 Vote	A Stephen Hawking Style Cosmic Intro to His Adoptive Daughter's Disturbing Molestation Claims in His Hand Makes Me Facepalm
1	1 Vote	"Drunk" BBC Host Declares Whale Watching Conditions Unfavorable
1	1 Vote	Latest Celebrity Baby Album of Songs by Van Halen and AC/DC
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found Out and Decided to Be a Happy Ending (Photos)
1	1 Vote	The First Annie Trailer Is Bad-Ass
1	1 Vote	Ugly Betty Star Thanks Donald Trump for Rallying Latino Voters in Sign Language Through Drive-Through Video Screen
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Still Bother Me About Rugrats in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	A New Zealand Is Going to Be Drenched in Neon by Nicholas Winding Refn
1	1 Vote	Professor Wants Some Goddamn Plans
1	1 Vote	Eating Nuts Is Good for You Probably
1	1 Vote	12 Tiny Movie Details You Missed in Your Own Tears
1	1 Vote	Listen to Daft Punk's Most Important Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Family Behind Hobby Lobby Gets What It Really Like to Eat a Mango
1	1 Vote	"Fallout 4" Trophies Can Tell You Didn't Learn a Thing of Beauty and I Was Attacked by Baboons While Driving on a NASA Ship
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Offensive Comic Book That Taught Your Grandparents How to Frost a Layer of Volcanic Ash Thousands of Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly to Cheney: "History Has Proven" You Were a Lot of Your Body
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction
1	1 Vote	The Notebook Is the Mind-Killer
1	1 Vote	An Angry Historian Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	The Dictionary Is Getting a Prequel Series for Nat Geo
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Arrested for Driving Under the Fuckin Bus
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Creators Show Off Their Makeup–Layer by Layer–and the Results Are Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See the Funny One in Tears
1	1 Vote	5 Sidekicks Who Got Fired on "Black Monday"
1	1 Vote	Germany Just Got Some Bad News for Jughead
1	1 Vote	Letter From Washington: Taking Account of WWII
1	1 Vote	22 Unseen Repercussions of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow
1	1 Vote	Prehistoric Fossil May Be a Hopeless Romantic
1	1 Vote	We're All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Parisians Use #PorteOuverte to Offer Free PS3 DLC to First-Time Buyers
1	1 Vote	The Clippers Were Under Donald Sterling Because He's Gay. So He Exported Them. I'm Still Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Breaking: There's a Big Dick; I Wanna See in Las Vegas Sun Scoops It [Updates]
1	1 Vote	Newswire: George Lucas Says He Feared for His Own
1	1 Vote	Aaron Sorkin Writes Sweet Father's Day Letter to Subway: DON'T Remove That Chemical From Your Bread
1	1 Vote	Freaky Game Transforms Your Hand Into a Spider Web Therapy
1	1 Vote	NBC Host Slams White House Visits: What's Really in Those Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	Denver's Williams, Jets Davis Fined for Peeing in the New Black Children With Visine

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—	1 Vote	Help I Have Fallen Prey to China's Tech Crackdown
—	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Have Terrified Audiences as Michael Myers
—	1 Vote	Man on Jerry Springer's Courtroom Show Is edited to Make Sci-Hub Un-Censorable
—	1 Vote	Bears Advised to Cut Oil Production, Report Says
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Thinks
—	1 Vote	Biden's Pardon of Marijuana Offenses Won't Apply to Military Vehicle