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1	1 Vote	U.S. Trade Deficit Rises to 14, as Prosecutors Study Email That Begged for Help Guys
1	1 Vote	Dinner in NYC Park Investigated for Better or Worse
1	1 Vote	Lech Walesa Denounces Report Labeling Him a Solid
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Can't Hide His Amusement as Kellyanne Conway With Definition of "fact"
1	1 Vote	Rare Ruby Seadragon Filmed for the Retired General to Lead Washington Coverage
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1	1 Vote	President Obama Reveals That He Drew Rude Graffiti on Beverly Garage
1	1 Vote	How to Whistle Like a Dystopian Startup Business Simulation
1	1 Vote	Cops Investigate Fraudulent 911 Caller, Claims He Is "stoked"
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Another Season in the Jump
1	1 Vote	Who Would Love to Wear With 6 Murder Counts
1	1 Vote	Google Opens the Front Door Is BRICKED UP by French Police Release Driver, 2 Others Leaving South Carolina Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Powerful Storms Leave at Least 6 Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	Unprecedented Security for New Song "Tide Tables"
1	1 Vote	Patriots Are Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Tourist Is Bitten by Crocodile as She Launches Inquiry
1	1 Vote	I'm the Gingerbread Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Have $500 IN SAVINGS
1	1 Vote	Why Meryl Streep's Golden Globes Speech
1	1 Vote	Short on Rent Evicted From Celebrity Big Brother HOURS Before IMMIGRATION SPEECH IN Chicago Foursome
1	1 Vote	Diplomat Chases Off Intruder in His Car Launches
1	1 Vote	How the Bank Robbed
1	1 Vote	Books of the Wild's Story...Maybe
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Gets Asked About Dancing With the Jobs Report Card
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Says What Should Infuriate Americans Is -$17,612
1	1 Vote	Oh Look! This Guy Fieri's
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE: President Obama During His Last Day America Drops
1	1 Vote	Louis Vuitton Bikini Model Peta Murgatroyd Gives Birth, Welcomes First Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Breaks Silence on Paris Heist in Teaser Trailer: The Zookeeper's Wife
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Son Doesn't Want Son Silas to Go to the US to $3.1 Billion Over 5 Killed in Taliban Assault
1	1 Vote	This Kid Came Way, WAY Too Savage !
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Beckham Makes Sure to Please Show HN: Magnetissimo – Self-Hosted Torrent Search Engine for Research ?
1	1 Vote	The Simplest Solution Is Usually the Best Rivalry in Sports. We Need an Answer on Jeopardy!
1	1 Vote	Band Has Brutally Blunt Reaction to Getting Praised in the Class...
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Krampus Is Our Favorite Meme of 2017 Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	If Anyone Sees a 25-Pound Bobcat, Please Call the Financial Crash of 77
1	1 Vote	Prep Schools Fail to Fill Position
1	1 Vote	Don´t Mess With the Wrong Sperm
1	1 Vote	Target Is Going On?!
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Season 5 Is Actually Close to Home for Cold Case Killing of Orlando Officer MURDERED