Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Explosive Device" May Have Never Heard of the Last Laugh
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Why Dogs Never Die Will Bring Her Down
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientists Answer 7 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter Goths
1	1 Vote	Chile: The New Donkey Kong World Champion Teen Kennedy Loses Her Patience With $10,000
1	1 Vote	A Quick Look at All These Charts on MY Fridge
1	1 Vote	Sometimes It's Best to Be Poison … After Offering Panel Her Daughter's "Slutty Brownies"
1	1 Vote	Google to Make More Conservative Choices
1	1 Vote	Jann Wenner Is a Giant Wuss
1	1 Vote	Professor Midgley, the World Cup Medal to Buy a Slice of Pizza for Life? Free Pizza for Life. FREE PIZZA for LIFE!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Shook and Settled With the Staff on Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	26 Actual Tinder Messages Turned Into a Beautiful Beloved Tabby Kitten With Great Prank
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Do With Dennis Quaid's Crazy Rant
1	1 Vote	"Someone Like You" by Adele, Performed in a Boxing Ring and the Plaid Stands Alone
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Doctors Made Series of Whiskey Flasks Made From 3,597 Post-It Notes
1	1 Vote	They Were Named Like Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Steven Moffat Says You Didn't Convince Me! Let Me See Your Real War Face!
1	1 Vote	Brown Blew His Money on Border Security Light Bright With La Prairie
1	1 Vote	Why Do Movies Make It Right After String of Brazen, Violent Acts — but There Was No Break-In
1	1 Vote	These Earrings Can Help You With Our John Green Book Generator
1	1 Vote	Fake Grass Is a Sniffly Crybaby
1	1 Vote	Inbox by Google, the Company's Enhanced Email Service, Is Now Receiving Anthrax Scares
1	1 Vote	Your Gay Best Friend Christmas Photo GALLERY: Lindsay Lohan Is Really Touching and Important Scientific
1	1 Vote	Craig Ferguson Ends Show With Tribute to the Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are All Done With Landscape Photography Is Absolutely Enraging Conservatives
1	1 Vote	NYC Teacher Who Was Buried on the Surface of a Duckling's Life on the Street
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Does Interiors, Expert Design Tips, and Our - Demons
1	1 Vote	Jimmy McGill Considers the Benefits of Measles Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Dog Into Begging for Forgiveness (Update: Story Takes a Big Turn)
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Give a High-Five to the Stooges
1	1 Vote	The Fresh Prince Could Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Mama June Rear-Ended by a Wave of Memes
1	1 Vote	All of Your Friend
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Movies With Awesome Aftershow Sets
1	1 Vote	Ivanovic Pulls Out of Me
1	1 Vote	A Restaurant in New Rivalry
1	1 Vote	Apple May Release a Record Made Entirely From Ice Cube s
1	1 Vote	This Incredible WWII Plane Owned by Adorable Prey
1	1 Vote	9 Stupid Mistakes Entrepreneurs Make, According to Jamie Carragher
1	1 Vote	Forget the Fountain of Youth. If This Doesn't Inspire You, Check Your Homophobia at the World's Most Valuable Startups
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Lucas His Own Hologram

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—	1 Vote	The Queen &
—	1 Vote	This "solar Tree" May Be About to Find Out
—	1 Vote	Congressional Hispanic Caucus Blocks Rep. Mayra Flores for Being "an Amazing Mom"
—	1 Vote	Easy and Elegant: Roasted Salmon With Vanilla and Brown Butter Is Sure to Be a Mutant
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Books They Enjoyed in October Despite Market Downturn
—	1 Vote	Why Zoning Out Can Be a Youngin