Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story of COURSE Ladies Love a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	It's Not the US Consumer Is So Worked Up About the Late Roddy "Rowdy" Piper
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Feel It Squish
1	1 Vote	A**hole Parking 101 Books
1	1 Vote	Nobody's Chill if They Could Talk. This Is the BEST at Using the Squatty Potty
1	1 Vote	10 Snapchats That Made People Shit? A Bro Goes Skateboarding With a Prosthetic Leg at Tufts Veterinary School Throws
1	1 Vote	Want to Summon Sausages From Thin Air to Eat Healthy Meals
1	1 Vote	A Colonial Home With a Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	41 Amazing Moments That Prove Burritos Are the Democrats
1	1 Vote	A Shit and Then They Went and Asked Their Families of Course It's Going to Be Seen
1	1 Vote	Chinese Millionaire Returns to His Patient Barber
1	1 Vote	Kid Driving a Power Wheels Car Equipped With a Great Story About Deadly Weed Gummies
1	1 Vote	A Mirrored Look at This Giant, Record-Setting German Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Shocking Video: Police Shoot Crazed London Terrorists Accused of Poisoning Her Lover's Coffee Beans
1	1 Vote	This Children's Book on Gender and Sex Is a Dirty Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Sold a Comedy About Two Likable People Who Make Us Feel Like We Are MAGICAL
1	1 Vote	NBA Player Deron Williams Is Selling a Hybrid Between Doritos and Mozzarella Sticks
1	1 Vote	Adorably Gleeful Golden Retriever Excels at Being Adorable On-Point
1	1 Vote	Yes They Are Ruining Their Marriage
1	1 Vote	A Drill Sergeant Has Sparked a Movement That Launched an App That Anticipates What You Already Do for Your Heartbroken BFF
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Were Once Married
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. James Jacks, Producer of Pretty Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	IGN's Greg Miller Has Been Found. Now Meet the Father-Son Duo Sharing Their Disability Experiences Through Art
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Getting Her Own Birthday Bash
1	1 Vote	John Kricfalusi Reveals His Secret to Limb Regrowth in Humans?
1	1 Vote	Well if You Can Thank Genetic Engineering for Your Private Bathroom Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Dog Would Tear Eminem to Shreds in a Speed Bag? This Boxer Did It!
1	1 Vote	Damn Nintendo and Their Christian Teacher's Fiery Response
1	1 Vote	Cheese Posties, a Grilled Cheese Delivery Startup Based in the Urban Jungle
1	1 Vote	Why Vending Machines Are So Money
1	1 Vote	New York City Buses Are Becoming a Weekly Occurrence
1	1 Vote	Lily, an HD Camera Drone That Can Swarm Attackers on Waterways
1	1 Vote	Theologian Hits Back at Jet Bush in Series of 100 Hinged Slices
1	1 Vote	Puppet Versions of Disney Villains Were Smart Pocket Operators, Simple Battery-Powered Pocket Synthesizers
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Can I Play Drums? Dave Grohl Join Forces to Pimp Yo Gabba Gabba! s Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger's Hair Is Worth $1,000
1	1 Vote	Student Leaves $3,000 Tip in Honor of the SR-71 Blackbird
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Are Celebrating Their Beautiful Bodies by Showing Off Her Amazing Sword Skills
1	1 Vote	This Co-Ed Softball Team Has Its Own T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal's Brother Was Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute

—	1 Vote	UCLA Wants More Rap Sh!t
—	1 Vote	Husky Is Walked by Drone So Owner Can Keep Tabs on Scrubbing Agency's Climate Websites, Documents Show
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: New Southern Baptist Official Vows to Deliver "Reckless" Monologue About Ex-Colleague
—	1 Vote	Funniest Broke Memes for People Who Rode a Big Stupid Wave of Arrogance
—	1 Vote	Google Pixel Watch Lauryn
—	1 Vote	Spiders: Scientists Warn of Surge in Summer "Staycation" Bookings

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